why would i do that though. why would anyone do that

sorry to write tumblr-level cringe "*looks at abstract concept*" jokes it is the witching hour of 2pm and by witching hour I mean I'm choosing witch method of suicide will be funniest for my housemates to have to clean up. eating a bathtub of baked beans is really up there rn

only one way to find out,

I've basically given up on improving my body as a lost cause. I cannot acquire the muliebral virtues required to even come close to ever liking how i look. I will instead focuson conquering my own peace of mind *looks at my schizophrenia and depression* or maybe I'll try a retinol cream...

damn I wanna be the type of crazy who gets even hotter when I die

theyd both love estrogen tbh.

thats just Beam

Jujutsu Kaisen is just hype moments and Chainsaw man is three chapters of buildup to a hype moment and then Dennis gets injected with the autism vaccine and sent to the backrooms

the only good part of sex is when she cums inside of you the rest is just smelly cardio

My favorite part of the Iliad is when Ilion fights for all the princesses like a Maximum Alpha chad

The book of alpha chads, the Iliad (posts picture of a book that isn't the Iliad)

that's bait. I'm not gonna get yelled at for saying you remind me of a temperamental dwarf