Amit Balani
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Amit Balani
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SUCCUBUS WIDOW:
A female demon who has moved away from her man to creep into people's beds to steal their lifeforce such that they become dull duds who are living a nightmare

Examples of Succubus Widows:
Politicians, power-brokers, religious heads, arms-dealers, etc.

*Stay tuned to know her MAN*
Oh yeah, this one is quite old. I should offload it now:

Whether it's design or chance, it's a great thing that my family has roots with Indian Railways instead of with Indian Armed Forces

I really don't think ya'll would've wanted a person with my temperament to interact with defence personnel 🤭
December 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
That's right, Sunila Khatun

The #BBC did this to you. The British East India company took away all your money to establish the BBC, so it's good that you're asking them this question ✌️👍

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Sunali Khatun: 'We are not from Bangladesh, we are Indian. Why did they do this to us?'
Sunali Khatun was pregnant when she was deported to Bangladesh for allegedly being an illegal immigrant.
www.bbc.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I was diagnosed a schizophrenic couple of years before 2008, but I never EVER heard any voices.

Until the COVID lockdowns.

Ever since, ONE name is constantly called out by 'entities'
Sometimes in unison.. in expressions of fear, exhaltation, desperation, hope.. maybe a few other moods too

Contd
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Trump wants to confer upon Asif Munni the title of the new 'Gaza Stripp-er'?

Eh, it was probably planned around 5 years ago so what do I care?

I can go to sleep knowing that 17+ years ago, none of these succubus widows could fathom the length/ girth of what was about to start going up their asses🤭
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You will find that an investigation was not needed in the first place..
For the simple common sense reason that, scientifically-acquired satellite imagery has till now failed to show any bodies in places which the western bloc has bombed.

(Contd..)

edition.cnn.com/2025/12/16/w...
Satellite imagery and whistleblowers reveal bodies in Sudan’s canals | CNN
In an exclusive report in collaboration with investigative newsroom Lighthouse Reports, CNN uncovers a chilling campaign of ethnically motivated violence carried out by Sudan’s army and its allied mil...
edition.cnn.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
btw, I've long been aware that the arsehole of the RELEVANT succubus widows tightens up when I enter their favourite haunts..

But the machinery keeeps churning because neither they, not I, want to really hang out in each other's spaces..

Somehow, my experience at Hotel Trident is most memorable 🥰😬
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Adi, Uday Chopra:
Have I been unfair to #YRF ?

Balasaheb's kids thought they were Maharashtra & look at em now.

You fat demons take birth at the correct place & time, so you're cool?

You're in the business of propelling culture forward & your inadequacies have a lot to answer for..

Saty in line.
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Thru history, armies & caravans from Europe, Asia & Africa flowed thru HERE

Every wave with a new god & new morals.

So the main preoccupation of the prophets became monotheism. Abraham & Moses maintain within themselves the calm eye of the storm that brews around them

It's all geopolitical, I say
December 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Just trying to explain why ALL succubus widows are NOW in line:

It's my guess that as of today; the perception and understanding of the universe that Sohan Pawar, Ajit Sir & Vishal possess far exceed that which Sharad Pawar himself will ever be able to possess

The case is closed and future-ready✌️
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Know how I get high?
Worldwide groups of lower creatures swishing around in their own muck.. whispering tales of a "Krishna-type Hindu who calls himself God, and grossly abuses the one true G-d of Abraham"... while sharpening their pitchforks 😱
While I'm sitting in my balcony singing songs of love 🤣
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Maybe there was some political/ underhanded reason why #Israel gave up the #Sinai Peninsula.. but the fact is that they did it!

They know what is theirs, and I think it would be sad if they DON'T intend to keep it.

On the opp. side, there's only one thought.. that of the virus:
INFECT. REPLICATE.
December 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Wow!
So there was a time when all that was needed to cure a pandemic was a mass display of the symbol of medicine in the village square?

Saying that we have we become resistant to modern medicine seems like an understatement, eh? 😬
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Ever since 2008, the caretakers of society have undertaken & given lots of pain to make sure that I DON'T use brash language on social media..

They even invested large amounts of energy into this.. how do I know this?

Because NOW every elected/ unelected world leader is a brash war-monger 🤣
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Always felt that the bio-toilet/ bio-digester intiative undertaken by #Indian Railways, using tech developed by the #DRDO, is going to prove critical to problems that might come up in the coming years.

Yes, there are many wonderful environmental solutions out there. but this seems... indispensable.
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Despite the large-scale Abrahamic mission that seeks 2 divide India between the two donkey cousins:

www.instagram.com/reel/DPtPuZF...

Do you realise that the psyche that has been investing in proselytizing India has now manifested into a blob of flesh..?

It'll be fun to feed that flesh to pigs :)
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December 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Most #Hollywood movies I've seen show #Russians as merciless & cruel.. and mob bosses..

#USA tried hard to mold my opinion. Unfortunately, I lived in a building full of Russians during my days in NYC, so... I checked into reality sooner.

Oh yeah.. about reality:

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/w...
Russia Sues Holder of Frozen Assets Europe Wants for Ukraine Loan
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
your party symbol is TRAIN? you attacked RAILWAYS? in 2008??? And your case is registered in THANE?

This is hilarious, faggot 🤣

www.hindustantimes.com/cities/mumba...
2008 rioting case: Raj Thackeray pleads not guilty in Thane court
The case pertains to the alleged assault on north Indian job aspirants during a railway recruitment drive at Kalyan station, and damage caused to railway property
www.hindustantimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Hey Trailer-Trash Elon Musk:
You saved all rich and powerful people by banning me from addressing them directly on Twitter..
It's another story that Indian actor Aamir Khan wasn't so lucky.. the poor man had to delete his account 🤣

Contd...
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I DO think Jesus went to India..
ALL religious sects thriving in Egypt during his childhood would've pointed him to India as the land that serves as the world's cornucopia of religion and spirituality.
The Theravadites living in Egypt would've especially influenced him.
(Contd)
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
#Rwanda - #DRC ?
#Thailand - #Cambodia ?
#Pakistan - TTP ?
#Ukraine - #Russia ?
#Israel ?

Any other regions beginning to show us what a #USA backed peace deal is worth these days?
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Those who've seen Star Trek: TNG & Voyager..

Isn't the West (especially #USA) exactly like 'The Borg'?
They move to a new place in the galaxy, devouring it's resources.. Natives have a choice to be either assimilated or be destroyed.
A giant killing machine that has only corpses as it's citizens 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
O मेरे महल के gate पर टूटा हुआ मनहूस सर!
तेरी "जात" वाले रोज मुझे और मेरे खानदान को गाली देते हैं, क्योंकि तूने उनको ऐसा सिखाया है।

Sohan तो मुझसे कुछ ले नहीं पाया, पगार के अलावा...

अभी बस यह देखके enjoy करना है कि धीरे - धीरे तेरी creation.. Sohan & Co. से क्या - क्या छीनती है।

हाथ को आया, मुंह को ना लगा 🤭

#Pawar
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
जिस दिन तूने मेरे बाप से daulat nagar का apartment खरीदा, उस दिन वह 80 साल के बूढ़े वापस andheri local train में आए थे।
शायद मुझे बताया जा रहा था कि किस हद तक मेरे मां बाप control में हैं

लेकिन तू tension मत ले:
Succubus Widows के खून में वह ताकत नहीं है जो मेरे बाप के खून में है।

Seriously:
Thanks for letting me use u✌️

www.mid-day.com/mumbai/mumba...
Maharashtra: Eknath Shinde assures homes for Thane residents under cluster redevelopment scheme; warns against propaganda
Eknath Shinde urged citizens not to be misled by misinformation regarding Thane’s cluster redevelopment scheme. He assured homes for all eligible residents
www.mid-day.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I understood this, probably more than a decade ago:

The only reason I'm EVEN known today is cuz SHE dragged me to Mantralaya/ Badhwar Park every evening back in 2008..

SHE was the one who placed me in the front-center spot of the world stage
December 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM