Amir Talai
@amirtalai.bsky.social
Be rude = get blocked. Actor, American Music Award-losing singer, cuncle. Alastor on #HazbinHotel, also like 200 other things. Proverbs 14:31, 31:8-9, Psalm 109:7. Nicer in person.
come get a free sticker at my table today
(Can you guess which ones were lovingly made by rockstar Amirican @khaosguillotine.bsky.social?)
(Can you guess which ones were lovingly made by rockstar Amirican @khaosguillotine.bsky.social?)
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
come get a free sticker at my table today
(Can you guess which ones were lovingly made by rockstar Amirican @khaosguillotine.bsky.social?)
(Can you guess which ones were lovingly made by rockstar Amirican @khaosguillotine.bsky.social?)
nobody asked for this bracelet
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
nobody asked for this bracelet
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
number of times I expect to open up social media and see scantily clad lipsyncs and covers of @itsblakeroman.bsky.social 's Losin Streak in the next month
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
number of times I expect to open up social media and see scantily clad lipsyncs and covers of @itsblakeroman.bsky.social 's Losin Streak in the next month
Lyft: A Standard ride will cost $25 and arrive in 6 minutes, and a Priority Pickup will cost $27 and arrive in 3 minutes.
Me: I'm late, let's just go Priority.
Lyft: You got it, your Lyft will arrive in 9 minutes!
Me: I'm late, let's just go Priority.
Lyft: You got it, your Lyft will arrive in 9 minutes!
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Lyft: A Standard ride will cost $25 and arrive in 6 minutes, and a Priority Pickup will cost $27 and arrive in 3 minutes.
Me: I'm late, let's just go Priority.
Lyft: You got it, your Lyft will arrive in 9 minutes!
Me: I'm late, let's just go Priority.
Lyft: You got it, your Lyft will arrive in 9 minutes!
Cant stop thinking about the fact that apparently people barf and piss and cum on the Hazbin Hotel rugs "a ton".
#CleanItUp
#CleanItUp
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Cant stop thinking about the fact that apparently people barf and piss and cum on the Hazbin Hotel rugs "a ton".
#CleanItUp
#CleanItUp
That gorgeous bible was the only thing I loved about my bitch sister in law
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
That gorgeous bible was the only thing I loved about my bitch sister in law
Most people dont respond to spam texts.
Nina is not most people.
Nina is not most people.
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Most people dont respond to spam texts.
Nina is not most people.
Nina is not most people.
There's a woman making tiktoks calling houses of worship to see if they will help provide a can of formula for her baby, and the wealthier white churches all say no.
One of my favorite things about the fallout is when people make reaction vids saying "the Muslim churches said yes!"
Muslim churches?
One of my favorite things about the fallout is when people make reaction vids saying "the Muslim churches said yes!"
Muslim churches?
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
There's a woman making tiktoks calling houses of worship to see if they will help provide a can of formula for her baby, and the wealthier white churches all say no.
One of my favorite things about the fallout is when people make reaction vids saying "the Muslim churches said yes!"
Muslim churches?
One of my favorite things about the fallout is when people make reaction vids saying "the Muslim churches said yes!"
Muslim churches?
I recently learned that since he's a Harold and Kumar fan, it is very likely that Zohran Mamdani has seen my bush on screen.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I recently learned that since he's a Harold and Kumar fan, it is very likely that Zohran Mamdani has seen my bush on screen.
took a guess as to what ep4 quotes people might ask me to write on their prints next week, but you're welcome to ask for any quote your heart desires :)
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
took a guess as to what ep4 quotes people might ask me to write on their prints next week, but you're welcome to ask for any quote your heart desires :)
Patina Miller is doing Grand Rapids Comic Con
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Patina Miller is doing Grand Rapids Comic Con
This is the second time this has happened wtf
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This is the second time this has happened wtf
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Word of the Day:
kalsarikännit
a form of drinking culture, originating in Finland, in which the drinker consumes alcoholic drinks at home dressed in very little clothing, usually underwear, with no intention of going out.
kalsarikännit
a form of drinking culture, originating in Finland, in which the drinker consumes alcoholic drinks at home dressed in very little clothing, usually underwear, with no intention of going out.
November 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Word of the Day:
kalsarikännit
a form of drinking culture, originating in Finland, in which the drinker consumes alcoholic drinks at home dressed in very little clothing, usually underwear, with no intention of going out.
kalsarikännit
a form of drinking culture, originating in Finland, in which the drinker consumes alcoholic drinks at home dressed in very little clothing, usually underwear, with no intention of going out.
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM