“Walking up to career public servants and shoving them aside isn’t chutzpah: it’s megalomaniacal brain worms. Kliger fancies himself a high-brow warrior on the front lines for technocracy, but he’s nothing but a childish foot soldier being sold a bill of goods by Musk—just like the rest of us.”

What song should the Eagles use as their Super Bowl entrance?

a good, extremely realistic option: “Blow the Whistle” by Too $hort

a good, extremely unrealistic option: “Came Out Swinging” by the Wonder Years