Conclave (2024)

My wife and I trying to decide who’s gonna cook dinner tonight.

As a society, we should come together and stop pretending that turkey tastes good.

I miss the days when grifters like this used to be ostracized by society.

I recently watched the film Boiling Point (2021). As someone who’s worked in the food industry, I can say it’s an incredibly accurate portrayal, even down to the boss calling his ex-wife, high as hell on coke.

Me: “I haven’t checked Twitter in a few days. I wonder what’s going on.”

Twitter:

I have three after work events to go to this week.

Netflix engineers right now #tysonpaul

Just remember, whoever Trump nominates today won’t be there tomorrow. Let the Hunger Games begin.

Not gonna lie, it was delicious lol. Definitely putting into the dinner rotation.

Just in case you miss it.