This is an amazing piece.

Can you "kidnap" me and help me find my number?

Just imagining trying to report this and the pokepolice just being like "so you fucked your pokemon?"

How could they not obey such a lovely vampbird?

The best part of that is the thick throat saliva that gets produced. Nothing like it to slobber over a cock with.

I'll be under that desk soon.

That's my kinda treat