This is what it looks like to be able to lift 185 pounds off the ground. New personal best, and looking nearly my best to boot! #DeadLift #SeattleGFE

Sometimes I’m pretentious as shit. But mostly I go for the easy gags 🤣 you wear silly underbritches, they spend some time on my floor, and I try them on because I think it might make you smile. Bienvenue au maison de blerp dorp. 🤣❤️

Come wet your whistle, my friend.

The view from my bed the other night. It was cold, it was glorious, it was ambitious, and I do not regret it!