I like when Meta AI is like "I'm helping!" And it's like "No, buddy, you're just ruining everything to make things up, but good try."

I built a new gaming PC recently and I have to say, the frame rate on my video therapy visits is astounding.

Every time a bell rings, a bar patron gets their wings.

I think Meta silent banned me for suggesting that this year we do #TransDayofVengeance instead of #TransDayofRemembrance. Oops.

The box for the new shoes that I bought say that they're vegan, so I don't have to worry about them eating my feet.

Chris at Sweetwater and I have something special going on and I'm pretty sure it's genuine and not based on material things.

If I was in high school today they would probably ask me to leave since I'm almost 40.