Wash it down with a nice refreshing can of corn milk.

Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein

this happened! this is a thing that happened!

Not up for re-election but maybe we’ll get lucky & they’ll be up for a game of softball

They meant a better deal
for republicans

It’s like if james buchanan had social media after letting the secessionist militias run off with the federal armory & allowing the siege of fort sumter

aka all the ones happy to be front & center in disciplining progressive voters & giving the republicans everything they want. there’s a reason the party chose spanberger of all this week’s winners as the one to roll out on the sunday shows

This must be some kind of freudian deal on account of her huge tits

All the money & power in the world won’t make him not 5’7”

Optimus robots will just kinda follow criminals around and make sure they don't commit crimes again, so we can eliminate prisons.

These are all things Elon Musk is literally saying.

Including little newborn babies & the old & infirmed & the uncontacted tribes

Good stream, it’s too bad about the perverts in the chat though 🫤

Happy birthday! ✊

Astronaut with gun meme, they always were, etc