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Sell it to Bryce Harper

Wily Mo before Wily Mo

“Finish everything while the turkey rests” is culinary malpractice on par with 15 minute carmelized onions.

It’s the hot oven, ungainly pan for for the drippings, roux pressure, table setting ballet, time crunch, burner shortage, lack of muscle memory since you only do it 1-2 times a year. Completely understandable! I have no advice lol, hold on to your butt/delegate it.

before yesterday i'd say we should be fans of new york's only football team, the buffalo bills and yet

I’m hoping for a @kalynkahler.bsky.social banger on this!

Ugh, hoping for the best and a speedy recovery!

Sent this to my Nebraska fan friend and he responded “Not even close to the best photos of that era”

Torpedo bats we hardly knew ye

Browns vs Jets belongs in The Hague, instead of TV.

It’s called maintaining cosmic balance Josh!!!

Take on Me, Walking in Memphis, Boys of Summer