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Amicus Zombicus
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Would it be at all like going into your neighbor's backyard and shooting their dog dead in their pool because, at your house, you dont allow dirty dogs in the pool? And come to find out, it mightn't've even been a dog afterall, gramps is getting super hairy these days.
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I think they've raise most states to 16 years with emancipation, recently. If you're old enough to post, you're old enough to toast. Drop the drinking age. (Kidding)
December 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It do be like that
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Moos Too
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Boop
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
First they came for the People of Walmart and I did not speak out
Because I was not a Walmart shopper

(Sorry, I don't know why this is where I went.. ) I hate everything these days, myself included
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Chicken butt
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'd love some lasagne but I'm going to have creamy tomato soup that tastes like spaghettio sauce instead and maybe some toast.. 😑
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
And then folks out in the sticks where the closest you can buy milk, $10 at the gas station, or at the dollar store for $4. When you have to grocery shop, drive half an hour to go to the nearest stores, krogers or walmart. Choices. Guess I'll just stick to my folk's tradition of boycotting brands.
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
🥺😹 Gee, such inspiration
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Sounds good, have fun! I wanna steal this and do sliders, if ya don't mind :)
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It's formulaic; the provocation and reaction cycle. Rage bait administration. Right now it's an eating contest between cannibals and jaguars. This is the zombie apocalypse. 💀
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You can't control anyone's feelings about you. But you can control their reaction settings here. The people who get it, great. The ones who don't, don't worry so much, or maybe even marvel at how much must go over their heads.
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Reading is ritual. I've read to mine since before they had words. Little one keeps insisting on the lil New Testament he was handed at a graduation, awkward but ok, if you insist, I'll read it. He reads to me too ❤️. Then the audiobooks, if I'm out of sorts. Last night he fell asleep with Narnia on.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hundreds of hours building shelters in Fallout will have paid off? 💀
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It's so hard, they seemed so adament about keeping it under wraps, at all costs. We were all chanting release, release, release and then suddenly they flipped the script, opened an investigation, and now they're chanting too. What in the reverse psychology is this shit? There's a catch.
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
They are attracted to earwax 😭🤢😹
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I guess if it's good for the goose it's good for the gander.
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins, in a book club 🌱
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM