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Toad Ferguson
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Toad Ferguson present’s bar decor reviews:

Sidecar has some excellent branca memorabilia. Toads..like turkey vultures, excrete a liquid when picked up by surprise...

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Photo of an orange fernet branca pennant with a cape wearing gator holding a shot to the moon.
April 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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RIP David Toad-hansen
A black t shirt with hot pink LUV and a picture of David Johansen hangs on a white wire hanger on a 1990’s berry inspired wallpaper backdrop
March 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Watch oht: it’ll be in your palm.
A no left turn traffic sign with the words “pissgang” (including an anarchy a) spray painted across the red circle. A small Palestinian flag sticker waves in the bottom left corner
February 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Toad Ferguson Presents Turkey Vukture Facts;

The Turkey Vulture has been known to pick up some extra migration mileage via truck bed.

This has been Turkey vulture facts with toad Ferguson
Flat Canada Goose decoy gets a ride in the bed of an oversized pickup truck, head blowing in the wind on the DC beltway.
February 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Toad Ferguson Presents Turkey Vulture Bathroom Facts:

The whole city is The Birds bathroom

This has been Toad Ferguson Presents Turkey Vulture Bathroom Facts.

(#gobirds)
Pigeons of various colors (including Rusty Pigeon) stand in a row atop a poo covered sidewalk
January 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Toad Ferguson’s BathRoom Facts:

The first bathroom on the left at Double Down in Manhattan New York brought a toilet paper smile to the wall, and my heart.

Ft. An oversized toilet seat, and three assorted soap dispensers, there’s plenty of reading for time line.
Graffitied wall featuring four toilet paper rolls in a curved line. White oversized toilet slightly in frame at the bottom left corner. View from the top down of a white toilet fitted with an extra long toilet seat extending approximately two inches from the bowl. One soap dispenser, one purell hand sanitizer dispenser, and one push button warm air dryer side by side on a graffitied wall. (All machines and dispensers graffitied.) One small white square sink fitted with translucent, color free water knobs. A bottle of liquid dial hand soap in a foaming soap dispenser. (Soap to pump ratio is less than ideal, but it is liquid dial, so hands feel clean.)
January 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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Toad Ferguson’s Turkey Vulture Facts:

Chris Farley wore his own original Marquette Rugby jacket while filming 1995’s Tommy Boy.

This has been Toad Ferguson Present”s Turkey Vulture Facts (send skeet)
Small Turkey vulture perched on wooden fence post.
October 24, 2023 at 1:29 AM
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Toad Ferguson’s Turkey Vulture Facts:

Did you know turkey vultures urinate on themselves too cool down on the heat?

Brought to you by Toad Ferguson Present’s Turkey Vulture facts.. !

Send skeet.
Cute Pomeranian chihuahua standing in the side beside the outline of a smiley face heart that says I love u
October 21, 2023 at 2:32 AM
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Toad Ferguson’s Turkeyvulture facts. #buzzard. Send skeet.
Screaming bald eagle perched on a leafless tree top in front of a waning moon. Mid blue sky.
October 15, 2023 at 3:06 AM
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Meant for use on balls or peens. .?
A small ball peen hammer next to the crotch of a man in well worn black denim.
October 10, 2023 at 1:23 AM