very funny person and hot
@amg41.bsky.social
Just saw a girl living her life. I love women
June 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just saw a girl living her life. I love women
Are you self-aware or have you mistaken over intellectualization for awareness?
I understand the stapler that my boss launched at full speed through my skull, but that doesn't make it any less dangerous
I understand the stapler that my boss launched at full speed through my skull, but that doesn't make it any less dangerous
June 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Are you self-aware or have you mistaken over intellectualization for awareness?
I understand the stapler that my boss launched at full speed through my skull, but that doesn't make it any less dangerous
I understand the stapler that my boss launched at full speed through my skull, but that doesn't make it any less dangerous
"We stole children's futures - now they have to fix our mistakes because we refused to teach them basic life skills: 'We're being forced to choose between slave wages or death'"
May 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"We stole children's futures - now they have to fix our mistakes because we refused to teach them basic life skills: 'We're being forced to choose between slave wages or death'"
"child unable to celebrate a lifetime accomplishment properly, forced by corporation to work below a living wage for the benefit of the shareholders"
May 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"child unable to celebrate a lifetime accomplishment properly, forced by corporation to work below a living wage for the benefit of the shareholders"
normal anount to want to have relations with the Megabus man
February 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
normal anount to want to have relations with the Megabus man
1. e4 e5 2. gun#
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
1. e4 e5 2. gun#
going back to tell ozymandias to use metal but he tells me his copper merchant is ea nasir
January 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
going back to tell ozymandias to use metal but he tells me his copper merchant is ea nasir
I want to make a gofundme titled "i am scamming you" where i am completely honest about taking the money and running
December 14, 2023 at 8:12 PM
I want to make a gofundme titled "i am scamming you" where i am completely honest about taking the money and running
mountain goats is RAT MUSIC
MUSIC FOR RATS
MUSIC FOR RATS
December 14, 2023 at 11:56 AM
mountain goats is RAT MUSIC
MUSIC FOR RATS
MUSIC FOR RATS
There are so few forces on this earth that could drive me more quickly to violence and credible airline security threats than fucking sticky linky
October 3, 2023 at 6:54 PM
There are so few forces on this earth that could drive me more quickly to violence and credible airline security threats than fucking sticky linky
strange way to say she's dead
September 30, 2023 at 1:57 AM
strange way to say she's dead
🍔 Unbelievable but true: just had my first taste of #TheLungburger at @McDonalds, and it's like a flavor explosion in lung-shaped form! 😲🎉
Can't decide if I'm impressed or in awe of the lungy creativity behind this burger. Have you tried it? Share your lung-tastic thoughts! 💭👇 #LungburgerAdventure
Can't decide if I'm impressed or in awe of the lungy creativity behind this burger. Have you tried it? Share your lung-tastic thoughts! 💭👇 #LungburgerAdventure
September 22, 2023 at 6:33 PM
🍔 Unbelievable but true: just had my first taste of #TheLungburger at @McDonalds, and it's like a flavor explosion in lung-shaped form! 😲🎉
Can't decide if I'm impressed or in awe of the lungy creativity behind this burger. Have you tried it? Share your lung-tastic thoughts! 💭👇 #LungburgerAdventure
Can't decide if I'm impressed or in awe of the lungy creativity behind this burger. Have you tried it? Share your lung-tastic thoughts! 💭👇 #LungburgerAdventure
😳 The Lungburger event was mind-blowing. My mind might be somewhere in a Lungburger-themed alternate dimension now. Is that a bad thing? #LungburgerDimension
September 22, 2023 at 6:30 PM
😳 The Lungburger event was mind-blowing. My mind might be somewhere in a Lungburger-themed alternate dimension now. Is that a bad thing? #LungburgerDimension
😅 Lost my sense of time. Lung-shaped clouds in the sky tell me it's always Lungburger o'clock. #LungburgerTimeWarp
September 22, 2023 at 6:30 PM
😅 Lost my sense of time. Lung-shaped clouds in the sky tell me it's always Lungburger o'clock. #LungburgerTimeWarp
🧠 Can't remember the last time I had a regular meal. It's all about the lungs now. Maybe lungs are the answer to everything. #LungburgerRevelation
September 22, 2023 at 6:30 PM
🧠 Can't remember the last time I had a regular meal. It's all about the lungs now. Maybe lungs are the answer to everything. #LungburgerRevelation
🔍 Every corner of my room is covered in lung-themed artwork and Lungburger sketches. What am I becoming? #LungburgerArtistry
September 22, 2023 at 6:29 PM
🔍 Every corner of my room is covered in lung-themed artwork and Lungburger sketches. What am I becoming? #LungburgerArtistry
🤪 The Lungburger event is tomorrow, and I can feel the lung-themed madness creeping in. Is this reality? Is there a reality? #LungburgerInsanity
September 22, 2023 at 6:29 PM
🤪 The Lungburger event is tomorrow, and I can feel the lung-themed madness creeping in. Is this reality? Is there a reality? #LungburgerInsanity
😱 Had a dream last night. Lungs everywhere! What does it all mean? #LungburgerDreams
September 22, 2023 at 6:29 PM
😱 Had a dream last night. Lungs everywhere! What does it all mean? #LungburgerDreams
🚗 I drive past McDonald's every day now. The Lungburger calls to me from the billboards. It knows my name. #LungburgerIntrigue
September 22, 2023 at 6:29 PM
🚗 I drive past McDonald's every day now. The Lungburger calls to me from the billboards. It knows my name. #LungburgerIntrigue
🧐 Can't stop thinking about the Lung-shaped patties. Wondering if they mean something deeper? #LungburgerAdventure
September 22, 2023 at 6:28 PM
🧐 Can't stop thinking about the Lung-shaped patties. Wondering if they mean something deeper? #LungburgerAdventure
🍔 Just tried #TheLungburger at @McDonalds. It's...different. 🤨
September 22, 2023 at 6:28 PM
🍔 Just tried #TheLungburger at @McDonalds. It's...different. 🤨
been asking chatgpt to generate press materials for the new McDonald's menu item, "The Lungburger"
The Lungburger is a burger about lungs
The Lungburger is a burger about lungs
September 22, 2023 at 6:19 PM
been asking chatgpt to generate press materials for the new McDonald's menu item, "The Lungburger"
The Lungburger is a burger about lungs
The Lungburger is a burger about lungs