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very funny person and hot
@amg41.bsky.social
yeah
June 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
yeah
June 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Just saw a girl living her life. I love women
June 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Are you self-aware or have you mistaken over intellectualization for awareness?

I understand the stapler that my boss launched at full speed through my skull, but that doesn't make it any less dangerous
June 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"We stole children's futures - now they have to fix our mistakes because we refused to teach them basic life skills: 'We're being forced to choose between slave wages or death'"
May 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"child unable to celebrate a lifetime accomplishment properly, forced by corporation to work below a living wage for the benefit of the shareholders"
May 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
normal anount to want to have relations with the Megabus man
February 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
professional
February 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
1. e4 e5 2. gun#
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
going back to tell ozymandias to use metal but he tells me his copper merchant is ea nasir
January 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I want to make a gofundme titled "i am scamming you" where i am completely honest about taking the money and running
December 14, 2023 at 8:12 PM
mountain goats is RAT MUSIC
MUSIC FOR RATS
December 14, 2023 at 11:56 AM
There are so few forces on this earth that could drive me more quickly to violence and credible airline security threats than fucking sticky linky
October 3, 2023 at 6:54 PM
strange way to say she's dead
September 30, 2023 at 1:57 AM
🍔 Unbelievable but true: just had my first taste of #TheLungburger at @McDonalds, and it's like a flavor explosion in lung-shaped form! 😲🎉

Can't decide if I'm impressed or in awe of the lungy creativity behind this burger. Have you tried it? Share your lung-tastic thoughts! 💭👇 #LungburgerAdventure
September 22, 2023 at 6:33 PM
😳 The Lungburger event was mind-blowing. My mind might be somewhere in a Lungburger-themed alternate dimension now. Is that a bad thing? #LungburgerDimension
September 22, 2023 at 6:30 PM
😅 Lost my sense of time. Lung-shaped clouds in the sky tell me it's always Lungburger o'clock. #LungburgerTimeWarp
September 22, 2023 at 6:30 PM
🧠 Can't remember the last time I had a regular meal. It's all about the lungs now. Maybe lungs are the answer to everything. #LungburgerRevelation
September 22, 2023 at 6:30 PM
🔍 Every corner of my room is covered in lung-themed artwork and Lungburger sketches. What am I becoming? #LungburgerArtistry
September 22, 2023 at 6:29 PM
🤪 The Lungburger event is tomorrow, and I can feel the lung-themed madness creeping in. Is this reality? Is there a reality? #LungburgerInsanity
September 22, 2023 at 6:29 PM
😱 Had a dream last night. Lungs everywhere! What does it all mean? #LungburgerDreams
September 22, 2023 at 6:29 PM
🚗 I drive past McDonald's every day now. The Lungburger calls to me from the billboards. It knows my name. #LungburgerIntrigue
September 22, 2023 at 6:29 PM
🧐 Can't stop thinking about the Lung-shaped patties. Wondering if they mean something deeper? #LungburgerAdventure
September 22, 2023 at 6:28 PM
🍔 Just tried #TheLungburger at @McDonalds. It's...different. 🤨
September 22, 2023 at 6:28 PM
been asking chatgpt to generate press materials for the new McDonald's menu item, "The Lungburger"
The Lungburger is a burger about lungs
September 22, 2023 at 6:19 PM