After screaming over two alarms and the cat through smoke, I wouldn't have guessed it! 💜💜💜

But during this Charlie Foxtrot, I did get gendered properly the whole time.

So there's that.

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The alarm company calls through the console, telling me to fix the problem, which I can't because she's asking me a bajillion questions.

I finally get her to suspend the fire alarm for 30 minutes, but she seems dubious at my level of control. But I'm finally free to clean up the mess.

Agreed...and I have to remember the opponent will try anything.

That a person on her third marriage with little evidence of morality could consider indicting my life and actions is risable...and I guess welcome to modern US society...?

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Happy Birthday, @richardkaczynski.bsky.social !!

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That's a LOT of rodents!! 😹💜😹

Yikes...a mole of beer bottles...? 😹💜

I actually thought both... 💜

Had that same thought!! 😹💜

Only that he asked Jesus to "walk across [his] swimming pool."

And that may have been in a movie, come to think of it... 💜

I stand with this! 💜

To be fair, I was called an "illegal demon goblin" in a live stream comment. I'm recycling slightly....

But yeah! Get the wacky hair colors back! 💜

Some people really hate competition...especially failed businesspeople who have to rely on extortion. 💜

Yeah, I can't tell if I'm in the "Skittle-haired they / them activists" or the "soy-faced pajama-clad work-from-home HR apparatchiks."

I think I'll choose "pie-faced Skittle-haired work-from-home science activist demon goblin."

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You two look magical!! 💜🖤💜

I got an email from LouLou yesterday. She's OK - just stepped away from social media. If you like, DM me an email and I'll forward it. She said she'd like to be in touch with people on email.

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How about getting an internal organ pierced? 💜

You're welcome!