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Roni
@amethyst885.bsky.social
Aspiring writer, 4 oz coffee babe, gnome collector, Chicagoan with fuzzy locs. Bear-sized and Prince fam. Single, HELP. PLEASE. SNUSNU NOW. 🤪 The Perimenopause is kickin mah azz.
Blog: hmcottage.blogspot.com
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2024...writing about my aunt and uncle's romance.
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I’m having a really hard time,
trying to pretend
I don’t love you.
And you’ll never know,
You’ll never find me here,
And my delusions
can persist in “peace”.

#poetry #poems
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Sending me passive aggressive messages about working, meanwhile ain’t a task in sight. Excuse me while I tap into my second hustle and try n make a buck! 🥴☕️
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I want a new job asap cause these fools have their nerve sending me this, like they actually have tasks available. Two days in a row. If I get out this bed and turn on that PC, and there are no tasks, imma be MAD.
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Child, I don't know who Finneas is (chronically online yet still under a rock), but he looks like he can carry a tune, and I'm giving him a chance. #AmazonMusic #Finneas
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
November 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Sad poems for long gone men: bitl.to/5Fjc
Existential crisis of the week: bitl.to/5Fjd
Existential crisis of last week and some change: bitl.to/5Fjd

#poetry #poetryblog #writing #aspiringwriter #poetsky #writersky
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Their church anniversary was today 💖 Church of The Living God Temple #369 Paris, TN (Elder James E. Travis & Missionary Lynette Travis)
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Well shit is this a bad omen or just cheap incense 🙃
October 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
(2/2)
Which, btw, is an AMAZING way to spend the first half of putting your Summer clothes up.

Questioning my existence, purpose, reasoning for doing stuff/having things…and you get human comfort answers. There always seems to be more.

I don’t feel smart enough (or sane 😗) to properly express it.
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Wow ok just looked up and my tv has been plagued with dyed hair Ellen, selling skincare crap on AccuWeather. 😗that is a sign to get up and go work out. Yep. Where are my slacks….
October 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Ok incense why do you keep curling
October 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
October 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Well I know what I’m doing when I finally update my mods folder 😂💖
October 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ow. Now to meditate with the birdies and bugs watching…
October 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Up close and on my thigh because I refuse to let yall see me in these workout pants 😂
October 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
No yall not asking me for shit like I’m not about to be a fuckin pirate and turn this whole game around once I find a good Sims 4 version to play ✨outside✨ of steam and that funky EA app.

Please. Get fucked, signed the Pirate Roxy.
October 3, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Me, every day reading this news mess, but before coffee:
(In a Southsider accent) "WHAT'S NOT CLICKIN YA B**CH?!"

(I swear everything isn't an expletive unless I'm overly excited, a lil lifted, or pissed off 😂)
October 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
And then she posted this video. Knowing and trying to remain calm BUT REALLY FEELING ILL DEEP INSIDE. STILL.
October 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
And here I am in a red state, hesitating to come home to visit, twisted up trying to keep calm praying nobody is next but knowing FULL WELL this was the next step. I was afraid to post this at first. I knew but I still couldn’t believe it.
October 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Almost fell out this bed dancing. 😂😂😂😂 #BCU #BethuneCookmanUniversity
October 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
TikTok: rbreich
October 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
They dogged out my second submission and I would like to say fuck whoever took a line from THAT poem with the rejection response, but this was a proud moment seeing this one on Tumblr. $3 per published poem. #quatrainfish #quatrainpoetry #poetry #aspiringwriter
September 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Birdwatching? Uh…bird listening? 😗 I just heard some interesting birdie chatter and wanted to know what kind of bird. (I have a book 😂just don’t recognize the call) #ParisTn #WestTN #birdwatching #birdlistening #birds
September 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM