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more arms for the war he was going to end on day one? why is he still talking about that? surely, epstein's valued customer didn't make another promise he couldn't keep?

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in the meantime, we can enjoy the spectacle of the mouth breathing goons fighting among themselves while their ignorant, rabid cult followers come to the painful realization that one or more of their infallible gods must be lying to them. i hope the cognitive dissonance gives them migraines.

thank you! so infuriating when the media perpetuates the narrative that the countries on the angry orange one's list somehow pay the price. they don't. we do. a tariff is a tax on US companies and consumers.

Well, there used to be, but then the good people of Texas elected an ignorant, hateful con man whose pet south african ferret shut down much of NOAA. But I'm sure Temu Gestapo will be on the spot to deport any survivors or rescue volunteers with suspiciously un-white names...

jfc, Temu Gestapo. At least the Germans built quality facilities.

well, we know what this means: $TSLA shares will go up again tomorrow. The only company on earth that can a) make an awful product, b) fail at selling it, and c) have an inept sociopath at the helm -- yet still attract endless $$$ from insane swasti-cult investors.

jfc. to paraphrase one of their heroes: "is americans learning?" apparently not ..

a circle jerk of impotence. a confluence of irrelevance. a choir of the tone-deaf wailing into the wind. jfc, what will it take for the democratic party to ditch the dead weight at the top, regroup, and give us the competent opposition party we desperately need?

When the headline reads, "entire D leadership (finally) resigns in disgrace," I'll start paying attention. Until then, they can FOAD.

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A spokesman denied rumors that Stephen Miller had repeatedly requested some private time with the corpse.

I'm sure CVS sells a nice tectonic plate clipper with a 50% off coupon...

Now that Beijing knows Donny is a bad poker player, a terrible negotiator, and a total pussy, we can only wait to see how this'll play out with regards to Taiwan when China decides the time is right.

Awww. Our thoughts and tariffs are with Austin at this time.