AMERICAN ŌZEKI
@americanozeki.bsky.social
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AMERICAN ŌZEKI
@americanozeki.bsky.social
· Dec 10
This ain't the best place for nuance…
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February 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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Reposted by AMERICAN ŌZEKI
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
Being right 6 months before it’s cool can be such a hassle.
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Being right 6 months before it’s cool can be such a hassle.
Fontaines D.C. one of the best bands on the planet rn.
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fontaines D.C. one of the best bands on the planet rn.
Them: You better not be romanticizing your melancholy!!
My unruly ass:
My unruly ass:
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Them: You better not be romanticizing your melancholy!!
My unruly ass:
My unruly ass:
Jelly Roll over Snipe Hunter needs a mf investigation.
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Jelly Roll over Snipe Hunter needs a mf investigation.
Hey NORMAN why’s ur watermark on my SCREENSHOT???? Huh????? Wuhhhhhh???
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Hey NORMAN why’s ur watermark on my SCREENSHOT???? Huh????? Wuhhhhhh???
Bad take. Haven’t seen the whole thing. Overall I liked the message, glad to see Gaga, he’s very talented and the sets were interesting (albeit a lot prob went over my head)
THAT BEING SAID, he wasn’t bigger than Kendrick (tough act 2 follow) He wasn’t prince.
Prob Beyoncé/coldplay level?
THAT BEING SAID, he wasn’t bigger than Kendrick (tough act 2 follow) He wasn’t prince.
Prob Beyoncé/coldplay level?
Bad bunny was fine. Skippable like most of em. But I watched it, so mission accomplished.
Stay off the internet til tmr. Maybe cuppa days.
Stay off the internet til tmr. Maybe cuppa days.
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Bad take. Haven’t seen the whole thing. Overall I liked the message, glad to see Gaga, he’s very talented and the sets were interesting (albeit a lot prob went over my head)
THAT BEING SAID, he wasn’t bigger than Kendrick (tough act 2 follow) He wasn’t prince.
Prob Beyoncé/coldplay level?
THAT BEING SAID, he wasn’t bigger than Kendrick (tough act 2 follow) He wasn’t prince.
Prob Beyoncé/coldplay level?
Hoes mad (I’m hoes)
Right hand to god they better give that kicker the MVP. And I’m not joking.
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Hoes mad (I’m hoes)
Pavlovian for feet low key
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Pavlovian for feet low key
Just want a kicker to win MVP man
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Just want a kicker to win MVP man
2 blind guys fighting
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
2 blind guys fighting
Lil too long in the tooth to start grinding clock like this. Don’t wanna give them 2 shots @ it.
Not saying Drake is dangerous or anything (far from it)
Not saying Drake is dangerous or anything (far from it)
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Lil too long in the tooth to start grinding clock like this. Don’t wanna give them 2 shots @ it.
Not saying Drake is dangerous or anything (far from it)
Not saying Drake is dangerous or anything (far from it)
This is the vaunted Patriots defense yall were screaming about?
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
This is the vaunted Patriots defense yall were screaming about?
Posting this again so when I read my own posts (again), I read this and remember to want to learn to speak Spanish. I really want to (for Bad Bunny 2 ofc)
Bad bunny was fine. Skippable like most of em. But I watched it, so mission accomplished.
Stay off the internet til tmr. Maybe cuppa days.
Stay off the internet til tmr. Maybe cuppa days.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Posting this again so when I read my own posts (again), I read this and remember to want to learn to speak Spanish. I really want to (for Bad Bunny 2 ofc)
Nah dawg. League put a call in.
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Nah dawg. League put a call in.
I almost got my wife a Mack Hollins eagles jersey lol
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I almost got my wife a Mack Hollins eagles jersey lol
ALL your teammates say they don’t want YOU to date their sister?
Failed the vibe check
Failed the vibe check
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
ALL your teammates say they don’t want YOU to date their sister?
Failed the vibe check
Failed the vibe check
League approved Diggs bullying.
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
League approved Diggs bullying.
And some dickheads wanted to give Drake Maye the MVP. LMAO.
You hoes moms smoked rocks while she was pregnant fr.
You hoes moms smoked rocks while she was pregnant fr.
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
And some dickheads wanted to give Drake Maye the MVP. LMAO.
You hoes moms smoked rocks while she was pregnant fr.
You hoes moms smoked rocks while she was pregnant fr.
Bad bunny was fine. Skippable like most of em. But I watched it, so mission accomplished.
Stay off the internet til tmr. Maybe cuppa days.
Stay off the internet til tmr. Maybe cuppa days.
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Bad bunny was fine. Skippable like most of em. But I watched it, so mission accomplished.
Stay off the internet til tmr. Maybe cuppa days.
Stay off the internet til tmr. Maybe cuppa days.
The Twitter shitheads who tag everybody and tell them awful shit are actually the scum of the fucking earth and parasocial/internet brained to their rotten cores that they lost their humanity off some dumbass bet they got from Pat McAfee
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
The Twitter shitheads who tag everybody and tell them awful shit are actually the scum of the fucking earth and parasocial/internet brained to their rotten cores that they lost their humanity off some dumbass bet they got from Pat McAfee
Nice Call Vrabel. Maybe you shoulda put ur pads on and hit ur ass back in coverage DICKHEAD
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Nice Call Vrabel. Maybe you shoulda put ur pads on and hit ur ass back in coverage DICKHEAD