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American Morningstar
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💀 Darkly humorous shirts, hats, stickers, gifts, & home.
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The man. The legend. The secret identity?? Who is Drake "Drake Maye" Maye and why is every Patriots fan going to buy this shirt? Only time and the playoffs will tell.

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#DrakeMaye #DrakeDrakeMayeMaye #NewEnglandPatriots #GamedayOutfit
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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That moment when you just… disappear.

The Homer Bush Exit sweatshirt is cozy, iconic, and perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of ghosting in style.

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#SimpsonsMeme #MinimalistFashion #HomerBushExit
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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No to kings 🚫👑, yes to queens 💅 Flex your rights and your wardrobe for more gay in the USA 🌈

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#makeamericagayagain #gayrepublicans #nokingsday #nokingsprotest #wethepeople
October 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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We heard there’s a football game during the Bad Bunny concert? How sweet.

On Feb, 8, 2026, millions will tune in for the Benito Bowl halftime show. We all know who the real MVP is!

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#BadBunny #SuperBowlLX #HalftimeShow
October 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Why pick a favorite when you can be large like the Chargers, the whole team! ⚡😏

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#BoltUp #ChargersNation #LAChargers
September 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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From "just say no" at school assemblies to "yes please" to pharmaceuticals, this tee serves up a mix of awkward nostalgia and dark humor.

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#justsayno #justsayyes #dareprogram #drugawareness
September 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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2026 is coming, whether you like it or not 😳

Pick up the 2026 Depressing Affirmations calendar, and gaze into gorgeous landscapes paired with the bleakest of inspirational(?) quotes.

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#treatyoself2025 #depressingaffirmations #2026calendar #funnyfails
September 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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The lift. The love. The Raiders. 💃🏈

Tre Tucker takes flight, Jackson Powers-Johnson brings the power, Dirty Dancing gets the silver-and-black remix it never knew it needed. Nobody puts Tre Tre in a corner.

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#RaiderNation #LasVegasRaiders #DirtyDancing
September 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Who needs a starting spot when you’ve got an army of of hos off the field? Grab your 2025 game day fit, and show your support for our king #JimmyGaroppolo.

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#HoForGaroppolo #JimmyG #LARams
August 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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No. 2 on the field, No. 1. in our hearts! We can't wait to watch Ashton Jeanty tear it up for the Raiders! 🏴☠️🏈

Show your support:

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#RaiderNation #AshtonJeanty #LasVegasRaiders
August 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Serve 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘤 cunt in this graphic logo tee with just the right amount of chaos. Enjoy!

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#ServingCunt #ItsGivingCunt #CuntyVibes #UnhingedTshirts #2000sAesthetic
July 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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We gon' be alright... but we’re watching 👀 This dad hat is your quiet flex with big Kendrick energy.

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#PeekabooHat #KendrickMerch #KDotMode #GrandNationalTour
May 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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🔥 Burn that bush! 🔥

This Easter, praise Him, raise Him & blaze Him with a chill, blunt-passing Jesus lighting up just like back in the day. Faith & 420 vibes all in one divine tee! 🙌😆 🌿

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#420Jesus #EasterVibes #Easter2025
March 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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📢 ATTN: Patriots, Gaytriots, and Theytriots 📢

In 2025, we might be down but we're not out. America will always be the 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓮, 𝓗𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓖𝓪𝔂

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#MakeAmericaGayAgain #Pride2025 #GayRepublicans
February 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Just say YES 💊 to our hilarious new take on the classic D.A.R.E. slogan! From “just say no” to “yes please” for therapy & meds, this tee is the perfect mix of nostalgia & modern irony 🖤👕

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#Throwback #DARE #MillennialHumor #DrugAwareness #90sVibes
February 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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We're feeling the love from this happy customer! ♥

See what real buyers are saying about their American Morningstar orders.

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#5starreviews #5star #ConcertTees #Ticketbastard
December 16, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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We love when you love our stuff! See what real customers are saying about their recent American Morningstar orders.

🍺 Get the "Not Afraid of Beer" tee here: https://buff.ly/4aYjME7

#5starreviews #5star #transsupport #dylanmulvaney
December 8, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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Add holiday cheer and feline flair to your gifts with this festive holiday kitty wrapping paper! 🎁

Ideal for White Elephant exchanges or surprises for loved ones, this paper showcases playful black cats in Christmas attire in vibrant colors. 😺

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December 7, 2024 at 7:58 PM