American Dad-isms
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It's the best show you're not watching!
"And you really can't trust us to not fart in your coffee when you're not looking." #RegularShow
May 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"And you really can't trust us to not fart in your coffee when you're not looking." #RegularShow
"You wasted my time, your time, and you really wasted the time of the guy you killed. He's Dead!" #RegularShow
May 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"You wasted my time, your time, and you really wasted the time of the guy you killed. He's Dead!" #RegularShow
"Tehe, Blasphemy"
May 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Tehe, Blasphemy"
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFT!*
"WHO DID IT? WHO DID IT; I'LL SMELL EVERY ASS..."
"WHO DID IT? WHO DID IT; I'LL SMELL EVERY ASS..."
April 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFT!*
"WHO DID IT? WHO DID IT; I'LL SMELL EVERY ASS..."
"WHO DID IT? WHO DID IT; I'LL SMELL EVERY ASS..."
I don't know who would say it, but this feels like something an American Dad character would say.
April 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don't know who would say it, but this feels like something an American Dad character would say.
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY ARMS?!"
April 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY ARMS?!"
American Dad from odd angles #3
April 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
American Dad from odd angles #3
"Whatever, man; It's gonna look sick in my alcove. Lets boogie!"
April 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"Whatever, man; It's gonna look sick in my alcove. Lets boogie!"
American Dad at odd angles #2
April 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
American Dad at odd angles #2
"It's ok; I'm his father."
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#AmericanDad
March 31, 2025 at 6:23 AM
"It's ok; I'm his father."
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#AmericanDad
"Hooper, shoot me in the leg; I always cry when I get shot."
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#AmericanDad
March 31, 2025 at 6:05 AM
"Hooper, shoot me in the leg; I always cry when I get shot."
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#AmericanDad
"Oh man, I love the CIA! Name another job where you sit around with your friends and just just laugh, all day!"
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#AmericanDad
March 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
"Oh man, I love the CIA! Name another job where you sit around with your friends and just just laugh, all day!"
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#AmericanDad
"Rogu going to hell, but he not going alone"
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#AmericanDad
March 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"Rogu going to hell, but he not going alone"
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#AmericanDad
"You shut your filthy mouth-dick!"
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March 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"You shut your filthy mouth-dick!"
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#AmericanDad
"I just unleashed a monster on our town! Mom's never gonna let me babysit now!"
"Yes, those problems are of equal weight and importance."
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"Yes, those problems are of equal weight and importance."
#AmericanDad
March 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"I just unleashed a monster on our town! Mom's never gonna let me babysit now!"
"Yes, those problems are of equal weight and importance."
#AmericanDad
"Yes, those problems are of equal weight and importance."
#AmericanDad
American Dad at weird angles #1
March 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
American Dad at weird angles #1
"Stop right there. I gotta hear more!"
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#AmericanDad
March 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
"Stop right there. I gotta hear more!"
#AmericanDad
#AmericanDad
"Oh the wonders I've seen. Crossed the Sahara on foot; Made love to an Eskimo; Had a spicy soup. I lived a full, rich life, and the fry NEVER TOUCHED THE GROUND! Not even on my wedding night, or the day I buried my son Mitsuhiro."
#AmericanDad
#AmericanDad
March 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"Oh the wonders I've seen. Crossed the Sahara on foot; Made love to an Eskimo; Had a spicy soup. I lived a full, rich life, and the fry NEVER TOUCHED THE GROUND! Not even on my wedding night, or the day I buried my son Mitsuhiro."
#AmericanDad
#AmericanDad
March 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Who do you trust more?
Eric Reynolds: Tall 5th Grader or Pete Hegseth: Drunk War Texter?
Eric Reynolds: Tall 5th Grader or Pete Hegseth: Drunk War Texter?
March 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Who do you trust more?
Eric Reynolds: Tall 5th Grader or Pete Hegseth: Drunk War Texter?
Eric Reynolds: Tall 5th Grader or Pete Hegseth: Drunk War Texter?
Lou Babba Doo would have used the right fucking glue on Cybertrucks. Sure he's a coke addict, but at least he's not a glue-huffer at the expense of his own products.
March 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Lou Babba Doo would have used the right fucking glue on Cybertrucks. Sure he's a coke addict, but at least he's not a glue-huffer at the expense of his own products.
"Cocaine is NOT a joking matter"
March 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"Cocaine is NOT a joking matter"