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Orgasm H. Mistake (official)
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An adopted human who cares about strangers.
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The Orgasmic One is many things. Witty. Caring. Young at ❤️, immature yet wise.

If you voted for the 🍊💩please go eat a bag of ADULT dicks. I specified for maga.... idiots!

#fumaga 🖕🖕🖕
October 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
September 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
September 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
No morals, no shirt, no pants;
It's gotta be "Just Douche" Vance!!!
#trumpcrimefamily
#fumaga
#maga #jdvance #gop #fuckinggross
September 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Gracie was chilling this afternoon!!
August 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
July 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Lily keeps us 😃
July 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
March 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
February 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I think this is a stock market tactic, not one for brain power
January 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Yeeaahh, he's concerned with his shares in the health care industry.

C- sections are expensive... or lucrative, pending on how rich you are
January 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I love you forever, Nuggie
December 29, 2024 at 4:41 PM
If the look works....
December 22, 2024 at 2:23 AM
December 21, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Anymore???

He's an ugly human being.

Why any man would mirror his mother's looks is beyond me....
December 18, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I wrote that hat one time only. I hate that it was this day.

#MerryChristmas
#hohoho
#ReindeerLove
December 15, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I mean, I really love orange!!

That's me, The Whoopie Pie Guy, 2014. Seems so long ago!!!
December 13, 2024 at 11:37 PM
December 8, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Our Security Detail inspecting the front yard....
December 6, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Shit! I was off by 1...667
December 4, 2024 at 10:01 PM