Ha! "She" seems to have abandoned me already...

Think of all that extra warmth though!

Super king size is where it's at.

George and Mildred with John Waters. Would watch.

Avoid the self sealing ones.

Just hope he's got it all out of his system

He's having an absolute shocker.

Ha! That may be the way forward.

*scraps plans for foldable gig security friendly guillotine*

I need to put more research in don't I?

Dunno. On reflection, the guillotine may be required for extreme transgressions... 😂

Absolutely befuddles me.

Unless you're proposing a more permanent solution... 😂

Exactly Mairi. Proper does my head in. Them and gig talkers. Taser the lot of 'em.

Gigs would be better without other people there mind. Bands should come and play at my flat. I wouldn't have to spend half the gig wishing I could taser people who insist on watching the gig through their fucking phones then. Couple of quick pictures at the start lads. That's all yer need.

Congratulations to you both!