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amanda 💫
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she/her • terminally online chronic romanticizer 🇵🇭
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i'm so sorry i can't copy paste bc it's like 1000+ characters but it's in the alt text
UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩‍🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑‍⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️ She looked 👀 at your RENT 📈🤢 and said "LET'S FREEZE ❄️🧊 THAT" 🥶💦... she looked at daycare 👶🍼 and said "FREE 🆓 UNIVERSAL 🌍 CHILDCARE" 🍼👩‍🍼... and when the billionaires 🧛‍♂️💰 tried to slide into her DMs 📱, she left their PACs 💼🎁 on READ 👁️📵❌! She’s not here to CUT 🪚📉 your taxes 💸😴, she's here to SPREAD 🫦 YOUR CHEEKS 🍑 and RAISE 📈😍 your EXPECTATIONS 🤓📚💫! "Time for your FINANCIAL 👛💰 LECTURE 🧐📢," she whispers 😮‍💨🤫, while the landlords 🧛‍♂️ are put in the CORNER ⛓️😖 to THINK 🤔 about what they've DONE 🍆💦. "You WILL 👁️👁️⚡ make the city affordable 🤝🍼 and you WILL 👁️👁️⚡ like it 🥰😇." She’s passing MUNICIPAL POLICY 📄 like it's a plate of veggies 🥦 you HAVE to finish 🍽️😤 before you get your DESSERT 🧁 of AFFORDABLE HOUSING 🏘️✅! And we're not just building apartments 🏢, we're giving the whole city a FULL 🍆💦 SUBSIDIZED CLIMAX 💦🎉 where the only thing going UP 📈 is your satisfaction 😩 and the only thing going DOWN 📉 is your rent 🥵! And those new GOVERNMENT-RUN grocery stores 🏛️🛒🥦? The shelves 🛍️ will be STUFFED 🍆💦 and the prices will make you SCREAM 😱🤤! You'll be bending over 🍑 for these LOW 🫦 LOW 🫦 prices ‼️ Getting POUNDED 🥵 by AFFORDABILITY 🤑 on our THROBBING 💗💦 DISCOUNT PRODUCE 🥒🍌‼️ And those buses 🚌? They're not just FREE 🆓, they're giving BACKSHOTS 🏃‍♂️💨🍑 against the schedule ⏱️—so fast ⚡ and frequent 🔄 you'll be seeing stars 🌟💫 on your way to work 💼‼️ So SEND 📤 this to 5️⃣1️⃣% of your local city council 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍‍♂️ and prepare to be GOVERNED 👩‍⚖️🍑💋! Get ready for a FOUR-YEAR TERM 🥵 of STRUCTURAL REFORM 🦾 and GENTLE 🤰🏾 BUT FIRM ✊🏻 GUIDANCE 🤷‍♀️💖 UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩‍🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑‍⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️ She looked 👀 at your RENT 📈🤢 and said "LET'S FREEZE ❄️🧊 THAT" 🥶💦... she looked at daycare 👶🍼 and said "FREE 🆓 UNIVERSAL 🌍 CHILDCARE" 🍼👩‍🍼... and when the billionaires 🧛‍♂️💰 tried to slide into her DMs 📱, she left their PACs 💼🎁 on READ 👁️📵❌! She’s not here to CUT 🪚📉 your taxes 💸😴, she's here to SPREAD 🫦 YOUR CHEEKS 🍑 and RAISE 📈😍 your EXPECTATIONS 🤓📚💫! "Time for your FINANCIAL 👛💰 LECTURE 🧐📢," she whispers 😮‍💨🤫, while the landlords 🧛‍♂️ are put in the CORNER ⛓️😖 to THINK 🤔 about what they've DONE 🍆💦. "You WILL 👁️👁️⚡ make the city affordable 🤝🍼 and you WILL 👁️👁️⚡ like it 🥰😇." She’s passing MUNICIPAL POLICY 📄 like it's a plate of veggies 🥦 you HAVE to finish 🍽️😤 before you get your DESSERT 🧁 of AFFORDABLE HOUSING 🏘️✅! And we're not just building apartments 🏢, we're giving the whole city a FULL 🍆💦 SUBSIDIZED CLIMAX 💦🎉 where the only thing going UP 📈 is your satisfaction 😩 and the only thing going DOWN 📉 is your rent 🥵! And those new GOVERNMENT-RUN grocery stores 🏛️🛒🥦? The shelves 🛍️ will be STUFFED 🍆💦 and the prices will make you SCREAM 😱🤤! You'll be bending over 🍑 for these LOW 🫦 LOW 🫦 prices ‼️ Getting POUNDED 🥵 by AFFORDABILITY 🤑 on our THROBBING 💗💦 DISCOUNT PRODUCE 🥒🍌‼️ And those buses 🚌? They're not just FREE 🆓, they're giving BACKSHOTS 🏃‍♂️💨🍑 against the schedule ⏱️—so fast ⚡ and frequent 🔄 you'll be seeing stars 🌟💫 on your way to work 💼‼️ So SEND 📤 this to 5️⃣1️⃣% of your local city council 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍‍♂️ and prepare to be GOVERNED 👩‍⚖️🍑💋! Get ready for a FOUR-YEAR TERM 🥵 of STRUCTURAL REFORM 🦾 and GENTLE 🤰🏾 BUT FIRM ✊🏻 GUIDANCE 🤷‍♀️💖
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
this is one major historical event i'm glad to witness
message conversation: > a long copypasta about zohran mamdani winning the nyc mayoral race > text spam that is supposed to read "PLEASE" > "I was like let me beat Amanda to her game" > "LMAO OOOOOO"
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
[lune voice] an advantage
amanda in a lune from expedition 33 baguette outfit cosplay amanda in a lune from expedition 33 baguette outfit cosplay
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
did anyone hear a crack?
amanda with a hand to her face, with her face painted in theatrical makeup suggesting she is wearing a porcelain mask that is cracking off amanda with her face painted in theatrical makeup suggesting she is wearing a porcelain mask that is cracking off
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
amemeda.bsky.social
putting the BOOO in labubu 👹
amanda in fake labubu-teeth makeup holding a labubu amanda in fake labubu-teeth makeup holding a labubu and making a matching face amanda in fake labubu-teeth makeup
October 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
amemeda.bsky.social
friendship and nature are kinda beautiful...........
a campfire at night a campfire setup with log seats, camping chairs, food supplies, and people sitting outside in fall foliage view of mountains, a highway, and a blue sky from a high peak view of mountains, trees, a blue building, and a blue sky from a high peak
October 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
amemeda.bsky.social
image of toad from the mario series with the text "stuff do be happening" "it be happening way too much" above and below, and "fukkkk lmao" in smaller text to the side
September 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
meme of a hello kitty plush on fire with text reading "Yeah I'm good just a bit tired"
September 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
simply just a girl who loves to hang out with her friends
disco balls in a dark purple-lit karaoke room selfie of amanda view of a sunset on a city rooftop mahjong tiles scattered across a mahjong mat
September 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
can always count on the daylist to read me i guess
spotify daylist called "doom downtown vibes friday morning" with the description "Here's some doom, downtown vibes, softcore, fearful, yearning, bed rotting"
August 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
amemeda.bsky.social
one of these things is not like the others
screenshot of Top artists this month: NIKI, Billie Eilish, Laufey, Toby Fox, Lyn Lapid, Clairo
August 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
amemeda.bsky.social
chat we might be so back
meme of a graph fluctuating between low values ("it's so over") and high values ("we're so back")
August 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
amemeda.bsky.social
life is insanely beautiful sometimes !
dark, red-lit wall of a club with a tv monitor on it playing lord of the rings faceless photo of people at a picnic table with pizzas, a quesadilla, and a chopped cheese spread around
July 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
amemeda.bsky.social
the secret sixth love language
screenshot of a conversation. gray text bubble reads "Amanda help I need pun help" and purple reply text bubbles read "hold on" "i need to savor this moment"
July 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
bonus last min makeup look and the best pic i took at the concert
selfie of amanda almost the whole photo is bright white light except a bit of a crowd peeking out at the bottom
July 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
hard launching my new bfs
closeup of mingi from ateez on the big screen at a concert closeup of san from ateez on the big screen at a concert closeup of an ipad being held up with the handwritten note "cause ATINY killed it!" on the big screen at a concert closeup of ateez on the big screen at a concert
July 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
outline of brain with "i love cooking and culinary arts as a creative outlet and a method of historical storytelling and a way to share culture and build community and provide for others and also it's just so yummy mmm mmmm" inside and speech bubble reading "i love food"
July 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
if anyone’s wondered what it’s like to grow up as an only child
cropped screenshot of a file explorer window in folder "embarrassing no/Quick Cam/PRIVATE VIDEOS" with 5 videos from january 27, 2008, all titled with variations of "me being weird" or "me singing and dancing"
June 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
amemeda.bsky.social
voice: lost
feet: hurt
wed: ding
selfie of amanda amanda in a floral dress standing in front of a beachside cliff
June 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
grass touching 🏕️
three tents on a campsite with the sun low in the sky, peeking between trees, and a picnic mat on the grass in the foreground five sparklers being held over a campfire at night
June 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
me whenever im about to make a silly little post on bsky
text from the game Deltarune reading "Ho ho ho! Let the Clown-Generated-Content begin!"
June 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
can someone tell frieren to brush her hair
amanda in a frieren cosplay: a pale gray-blue almost white wig with long pigtails, blue-green contacts, elf ears, and holding an iridescent blue and white flower looking in the distance amanda in a frieren cosplay: a pale gray-blue almost white wig with long pigtails, blue-green contacts, and elf ears; she is looking in the distance smiling
May 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
amemeda.bsky.social
trying to get the most use out of these contacts i bought for one (1) cosplay but are good for a month
selfie of amanda wearing blue-green contact lenses selfie of amanda wearing blue-green contact lenses, looking to her right
May 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
amemeda.bsky.social
can Anyone tell when i started this pinterest board. just take a guess
screenshot of pins on a pinterest board, all of people with heavy defined eyebrows and matte eyeshadow in a range of pink/plum colors
May 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
amemeda.bsky.social
gnarly is going to be my top song of the month and i hate that for myself but i also can't stop listening to it
text conversation reading: > good morning I hope everyone's day is GNARLY 💚 > Die > what's wrong my little taki
May 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM