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Amethyst 🦝 jan Amema
@amema003.bsky.social
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Time is a sphere or whatever
RAY @Calibaneur tweets: I had a soft-Zionist friend who suffered a catastrophic mental breakdown after October 7th and got into age regression to the point where I had to remove him from a few ges because he kept posting pictures of himself in baby onesies and now he says he's over it and wants back in. Rustbelt Prolapse King @Phreakdawg(cut off) replies: Jews are so neurotic Ray replies: He isn't even Jewish nor does he have any sort of connection to Israel is the worst part.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Is it weird that I can relate to Jane here but instead of a torture basement it was cissexism for me
"It's fine," Jane says. "I'm like those people who have a near-death experience, and then they seek out stories about it. Like that guy who lost an arm under a big rock."
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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We need Harmony photobombing them like
You Watanabe from Love Live! Sunshine photobombing
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Reskoot if you're older than ICE, which must be destroyed
ICE was created on March 1, 2003
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Birthday card from Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein, in script format, typed over a drawing of a nude pubescent torso. Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything. Donald: Yes. there is, but I won't tell you what it is. Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is. Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey. Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it. Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you. Donald: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday—and may every day be another wonderful secret. At the bottom is Trump's signature, approximately in the position of the bush.
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Photo of an emaciated-looking pig with a log of poop resting on its scrotum.
October 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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🎶He was a prince, she was his knight, can I make it any more obvious?
She smashed their foes, he shot his bow. Cliché, yeah, I know.🎶
Cipher card artwork of Innes from Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones Cipher card art of Vanessa from Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones Cipher card art of Oboro from Fire Emblem Fates Cipher card art of Takumi from Fire Emblem Fates
October 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Kroger parking lot Exxon Tigermarket
October 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Reddit comment by charmedpartyofone reading "ESH you all are horrible people"
October 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Beef 'O' Brady's The McDonald's PlayPlace (exterior) The McDonald's PlayPlace (interior)
October 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Jollibee storefront
September 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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something something know the difference
A dog named Butch Kurt, a dog who is a butch
September 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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This is a bot that inserts random words into templates Mad Libs-style for humor. This format specifically is based on this tweet.
Tweet by Heron Greenesmith reading: "Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: trans bisexual people trans pansexual people nonbinary fluid people queer people black bisexual parents indigenous pansexual grandparents questioning kids latinx bisexual nbs"
September 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Trump vs Musk but more pathetic
Clickhole headline "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point" edited to read "Heartwarming: The Worst People You Know Are All Fighting" and the guy is faceapped to have a smile on his face
August 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Tomodachi Life is a spawner of crackships for the ages
Tomodachi Life screenshot featuring the married couple of Merida from Brave and Alcryst from Fire Emblem Engage enjoying a meal together at their house.
August 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Killiechassie Estate, home of the Rancid Cunt
August 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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King Garon from Fire Emblem Fates with a speech bubble making it as if he is the one saying the quoted skoot
August 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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weehawken: dawn
guns: drawn
Portrait of Aaron Burr with a speech bubble at the bottom, making it as if he is the one saying the quoted skoot.
August 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Wegmans parking lot
August 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Graffiti on a bathroom wall reading "PENIS GIRL ❤️ VAGINA BOY 4ever"
August 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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It's a reference to this skoot
Skoot by bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social: january 6 is white history day Shania @shania.bsky.social replies: White History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is BIPOC, a woman or part of the 2SLGBTQIA+ or even someone who has a disability. You should reevaluate your white privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society. bobby responds with: are you being serious with me right now?
August 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Ordesa Valley
August 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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PANGOLIN
Concept art for the Mini Pangolin Squishable plush.
July 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM