34 years old and trying to figure out how to take selfies good

Nightmare Before Christmas playing while I hand out candy and I can't believe that MORI CALLIOPE appeared in the movie!! :O

hope they paid her for that role

it no longer matters if I crash out tomorrow because today is now worth it AAAAAAA

I kind of need Kei Urana and Mori Calliope to work together forever now because oh my god, look these are the coolest she has EVER looked and I want to see what else they can make together

(STREAM LET'S JUST CRASH)
#calliolive

two misc. selfies that I used for twitter trends
posting them here now just because

please excuse me being waterlogged, it actually rained!

oshi's new song is an anime OP, came out to a friend this weekend, having a zombie pumpkin donut for breakfast

yeah, things are pretty good right now!

hey bsky Dead Beats!
just wanted to point out that there has never been a better time to binge the entirety of the Gachiakuta anime in preparation for the debut of the 2nd cour AND the 2nd OP LET'S JUST CRASH (by THE Mori Calliope)!!

COME ON I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!!

#calliolive

posted these on the other site for International Lesbian Day, but as a lesbian EVERYDAY is Lesbian Day, so here we go! ^^

the 2025 nuclear family
Female Dad
Gay Mom
Alter Ego Daughter
Woke Cat

I know I fangirl when my oshi likes a tweet on twitter but it feels a little odd to do so for someone who ISN'T a vtuber...

...so I'll fangirl here instead for that!
AAAAAAAA first DDK like... 🥹

okay I don't know if it's just a really unfunny bit, but how are some people STILL being all 'ohhh Announcement and Big News makes me scared' ANYTIME a Talent is going to reveal something??

and to CALLI of all people?!

like how does ANY of this remotely make you THINK graduation??

love how much this moody lighting suits her

like, add some lyrics on the left and this would have made one hell of a forum signature in 2005

#calliolive

I just can't with these two
THEIR INTERACTIONS ARE SO CUTE

saw this while I was obtaining the meds the other day and my initial excitement was replaced with disappointment that the mouth doesn't correspond to the actual nutcracker thing so I can't make it laugh like Skeletor

(wouldn't that be a sick idea for Mori Calliope merch tho??)

day was nearly a total wash, had one of my front car mirrors smashed while shopping; stressing

but then Mori Calliope inexplicably used a screenshot I had taken of her stream the previous day for HER tweet today and suddenly things felt brighter

so this is the power of idols and oshis...

I'm a gay bitch and I felt something

imagine someone showing you this screenshot back in 2020
#calliolive

"Who are you?"

"I'm you but Į̶̡̧̨̧̡̡̡̡̛̛̙̙̥̘̼͖͈̼̰̩̭͖͚̫͇͎̗͚̥̠̣̠̬͍̖̪̻̥͖̘͚͔̫͔͎̯̱͙͙̯̜̫̳̺͇̞͖͈̼̮̹̙͖̫̠̹̰̞͈̘͓͔̼͔̦̣̲͎̱͉̹̘̟͕̯̹̰̟̜̦̯̖̬̿̆͆̎͆̅̉͛̈́͆̓̈́͆̀͑̇̀͛͛͊̆̄͛̒̑͒̐͛͌͛̾̾́̊̇́͒̉̋̅͑̊̿͋̂̽́̇̈́̀́̌̆͛̀̅̒̄̄̈́̚̕͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅ ̶̧̡̢̧͔̮̝̱̖̯͉̫̫̪̬̬͚̥̗̥̯̹̫̠͈̗̗̝̭̞̗̖̪̼̤͓̮̙̪̙̗̩̱̱̖͈͉̗̝͕̫̩͈̻̰̞͙̲̳̠̠̫͚͚̬̥̪͚̂̅̒̐̽̀͆͆̎̔̑̊͗̀̆̐̍̏̏̌̐̾̃̊̀͂́̃̓̉̅̈́͆͐͛̾̾̀̎͑̎̃͗̇͆̇́̉̍̌͆̔̇̑̀͛̐͛̈́̌͗̉̐̀́͌̀̑̿̆̉̊̆͋̌͂̅͛̇̔̇̕̚̕̕̚̕̚͜͠͝͠͝͝ą̵̡̧̢̢̨̣̙̮̯̭̬̖̤͓̘̝̳̼̬̹͉̘̜͕̤̹̮̯͖̞̰͈̲͕̫͉͇͖̘̙̲͚̮̬̻͔̭̳͖͕̹̐̄̿̉͊̊̿͛͑̔̊̒͌͝͝ͅm̷̧̧̡̡̡̨̧̥̻̬̣͖̫̘͕̜̬̮͍̠̯̟̫̘̙̩̘͙͎̗̭̲̗̞̦̳̣̻͚̠̮̹̥̻̯̞̱̟̪̬̰͙̙̖̦̫̼̖̖̞̰̣͈͆̽̂͂͒̍̆̈́͊̊͆́͊̇̅̈́̈̀̽̍̈̓̂͐̐̓̍̄̎͛̔̀͆͂̌̅̉͘͘̕͜͝͝͠͝͠͠ ̴̢̢̮͕̜̗͕̲̩̹̤͙͙̲͎͚̠̬̘͇̯̟̟̹͍͎̹͓̯̜̼̮͉̰̟̯̠͕̯̱̪̔̇̋͂̑̈́͒̓́͊̌̎͆̍̎͆̍̊͊̈́̍̊̈́̾́̐̀͛̂̊̕͘̚͘͝͠͝͝ͅG̴̢̢̨̡̢̢̡̧͔̥͓̩̜͖͈̳͈̟̱̻̜̼̮̩̙͍͉̜̞͕̙̬̣̫̺̜͇͍̳̩̖͔͕̩͎̤̮͓͖͓͙͖̹̞̜̻̬̖̥̘̮̭̥̰͇̖͚̟͒͌̇͜ͅơ̸̧̧̛̛͙̺͖̬͇͕̦̦̝͓̞̲͈̗̳̥̈́̿̿̆̔͛͐͗̐͊̽̈́̍̒̓͊̎́͋̄̿̅̀̄͊̈̿̅͊̄̓̈́̿̿̒͆̍̑̈́̈́̋̓̇̂̌̓̎̓̊̆̇͛̋͆̍͛̄͊͋̋̅̎͋̃̾̃̏͌̚̕͘͘̕̕͜͝͝͠͠ͅd̵̡̛̖́̊̈̊̿͛̈́̋͋̎̌̑̾̓́̉̀̈́̔̆̈́̒̀̈͛̐̄̓̓͛̔͌̅́͐͛́̊̃̒̂̽̓̽́̉̉̓̓̆̆̀̏̈́͌͐̈́̓̄͊̈́̾̊́̈̽̐̎͌͂͒́͛̽̀͐͒͛͛̈́͛͌̓̅̚͘̚̚̕̚͘͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅ

out of funny, out of quips, but not out of the game!
GO SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR FINAL SPRINT!!

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#calliolive #LIVEseki #thatswild2025

heads up Dead Beats and Pebbles on bsky!
Mori Calliope and Koseki Biboo are back from vacation and doing a 24 hour animal charity stream!!

and if it somehow reaches 500,000, Calli will be FORCED to play League of Legends!

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t.co/epcQqeOv3H

#calliolive #LIVEseki #thatswild2025

did you hear about how the game that was SUPPOSED to be the successor was announced for global AND canceled IN THE SAME TWEET

hey Chat...I found these photos on my phone...but I never took them...

what do?

#calliomeme #calliolive

Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?

father approved! 🥹

this game's big twist relies on the established point at the very beginning that YOU the player are NOT Kalas the protagonist