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A resin printed bust of Julius Caesar. Various writing and stationary implements have been stabbed into holes in his back. These include pens, pencils, highlighter pens, and a black pencil with a topper in the shape of a vampire bat.
March 15, 2024 at 1:58 PM
If you’re me, this counts as work.
A large sugary bath bun sitting on a white plate, next to a white cup and saucer decorated with purple flowers. The cup is mostly full of a dark, frothy, hot chocolate. Rather worryingly, inscribed inside the rim of the cup are the words “I could poison you.” The background of the image is dark grey blanket, suggesting breakfast in bed.
March 9, 2024 at 12:05 PM
March 1, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Today I have a spa day.

I’m filled with trepidation but, as you can see, I’ve packed all the really important things.
February 8, 2024 at 10:24 AM
In our family this is considered normal.
A screenshot of a string of text messages. They read: “Please don’t eat any of the bananas. They are for science!” with the word “science” in all caps, followed by “Any bananas left after the scientist had gone to camp can safely be eaten.” Thus second message is then amended “Probably” and finally, because I am a fusspot, corrected with “*has*”
February 7, 2024 at 3:09 PM
More PinkSky than Blue.
February 1, 2024 at 4:59 PM
The healthy* part of the family has gone out to visit friends.
Which was a terrible plan, because they’ve left Youngest Child and I alone, with the holiday leftovers and — thanks to a sporadic high temperature — absolutely no common sense.
A small, round, china plate with brown detailing on the rim, liberally piled with very inexpertly made panettone French toast, powdered with icing sugar, daubed with brandy cream, and topped with raspberries. Why did someone buy raspberries in December? Your guess is as good as mine, but we’ve made the best possible use of them. There is a cake fork resting on the side of the plate, and just at the top of the image can be seen the green toes of a curly Cthulhu, the bottom half of an orange deady bear, and a bat-shaped collar brooch.
January 1, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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December 17, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Friday to Sunday in pictures (tomorrow we restore “normality”)
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December 17, 2023 at 8:10 PM
The first gingerbread man of the season has been sacrificed.
The ritual is complete.
December 1, 2023 at 8:38 PM
Aspasia usually resists photography.
Even she is not immune to the lure of idiom, it seems.
November 15, 2023 at 10:56 AM
Did I mention that The Vicar Man has been nominated for an award?

To be precise, the amazing @LillianRachelvo has been nominated for Best Voiceover in Comedy for the Voice Arts Awards for her production of the audiobook!

Congratulations Lillian!
November 4, 2023 at 10:25 AM
Eldest Daughter was put in charge of pumpkin carving this year.
October 31, 2023 at 4:52 PM
The THING continues to grow
October 25, 2023 at 11:07 AM
Alas, I’m pretty sure our coffee-grown mushrooms are a failure.
But in the other hand: look what’s happening here!
October 20, 2023 at 10:24 PM
Breakfast included as evidence of unfulfilled contract.
October 19, 2023 at 9:47 AM
The reason my Youngest Child’s literature work this morning was on The Lion’s Mane:
October 16, 2023 at 5:18 PM
I have broken my cardinal rule.
I shopped early for Christmas decorations.

(Background shirt for contrast)
October 15, 2023 at 1:04 PM
Suggested that Eldest Daughter could draw science notes on her cup to help her remember.

…I’m not going to ask.
October 13, 2023 at 3:11 PM
Summer may still refuse to go away, but October is fighting back.
October 8, 2023 at 1:49 PM
If this is the result of my Youngest Child taking over the kitchen for the day, maybe I should allow that to happen more often.
October 6, 2023 at 3:17 PM