Amelia Mowers
@amelia-mowers.bsky.social
Christmas is now legal in Oz, but the tree they put up was burned down by Munchkin nationalists.
January 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Christmas is now legal in Oz, but the tree they put up was burned down by Munchkin nationalists.
You'll still be more alive than those creepy robot "girlfriends"
January 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You'll still be more alive than those creepy robot "girlfriends"
"We serve everyone"
a woman is holding a man 's hand and says `` it 's a cookbook '' .
ALT: a woman is holding a man 's hand and says `` it 's a cookbook '' .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"We serve everyone"
"It's a cookbook!"
If you aren't paying for it, you aren't the customer, you are the product.
If you aren't paying for it, you aren't the customer, you are the product.
January 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
"It's a cookbook!"
If you aren't paying for it, you aren't the customer, you are the product.
If you aren't paying for it, you aren't the customer, you are the product.
That... is a take...
January 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
That... is a take...
"Citizen, you have entered a free speech zone, please speak identification slur."
January 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"Citizen, you have entered a free speech zone, please speak identification slur."
This type of common sense, dense, walkable urbanism is actually illegal in.... wait...
January 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This type of common sense, dense, walkable urbanism is actually illegal in.... wait...
They came for the DEI consultants, and I did nothing...
January 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
They came for the DEI consultants, and I did nothing...
More like the "Bureau of not letting dudes have hobbies" amiright?
January 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
More like the "Bureau of not letting dudes have hobbies" amiright?
Maybe it's a 5d chess move to deport Elon Musk
January 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Maybe it's a 5d chess move to deport Elon Musk
The Police should ask ChatGPT how to do their jobs
January 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The Police should ask ChatGPT how to do their jobs
Yeah, It's called a Union
January 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Yeah, It's called a Union
Fun, Goya's "Saturn Devouring His Son" is my favorite, on account of my daddy issues
December 21, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Fun, Goya's "Saturn Devouring His Son" is my favorite, on account of my daddy issues
Simply patronize a 16th century italian portrait artist instead
December 21, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Simply patronize a 16th century italian portrait artist instead
"20 days notice" /j
December 20, 2024 at 10:42 PM
"20 days notice" /j
No one tell them about what countries Ukraine and Taiwan used to be a part of
December 20, 2024 at 10:34 AM
No one tell them about what countries Ukraine and Taiwan used to be a part of
something something expressionism joke
December 20, 2024 at 5:52 AM
something something expressionism joke
"Gender assigned by Netflix algorithm"
December 20, 2024 at 5:17 AM
"Gender assigned by Netflix algorithm"
If only they had access to puberty blockers
December 20, 2024 at 5:10 AM
If only they had access to puberty blockers