gene parmesan
@ambyrvi.bsky.social
this is a name i would say in my sleep. does that make sense?
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
this is a name i would say in my sleep. does that make sense?
bussy phillips as a drag name???
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
bussy phillips as a drag name???
what’s the one criticism-worthy thing in your relationship that you know your partner understands is off limits? i think mine is the number of string cheese wrappers on my nightstand
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
what’s the one criticism-worthy thing in your relationship that you know your partner understands is off limits? i think mine is the number of string cheese wrappers on my nightstand
go relisten to she bangs and tell me how no one clocked ricky’s tea right then and there
November 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
go relisten to she bangs and tell me how no one clocked ricky’s tea right then and there
the other night i woke up with an art idea that i put in my notes app with my other art ideas and when i woke up this was all it said
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
the other night i woke up with an art idea that i put in my notes app with my other art ideas and when i woke up this was all it said
every time i go to summit city i’ll point someone out to pants and say “hey who is that” and without a doubt he always says some shit like “oh him? that’s smorkbong kevin”
October 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
every time i go to summit city i’ll point someone out to pants and say “hey who is that” and without a doubt he always says some shit like “oh him? that’s smorkbong kevin”
i never thought i’d meet someone with serial killer vibes so off the charts that they’d make me relieved to see cops in the bar but here we are
October 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i never thought i’d meet someone with serial killer vibes so off the charts that they’d make me relieved to see cops in the bar but here we are
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good morning I am thinking about how this pic of Trixie and Chappell looks like @ambyrvi.bsky.social and me
October 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
good morning I am thinking about how this pic of Trixie and Chappell looks like @ambyrvi.bsky.social and me
“i’m a non-racist white person and i don’t think that’s racist” is giving “i’m a goldfish and i think dogs are making up the concept of dog whistles because i can’t hear them”
October 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“i’m a non-racist white person and i don’t think that’s racist” is giving “i’m a goldfish and i think dogs are making up the concept of dog whistles because i can’t hear them”
indica: the closest to a coma an able-bodied person can be
sativa: i’m going to be the first person to die from a panic attack and they will do research on me
hybrid: i will solve the jonbenet ramsey case at 0400 hours
sativa: i’m going to be the first person to die from a panic attack and they will do research on me
hybrid: i will solve the jonbenet ramsey case at 0400 hours
October 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
indica: the closest to a coma an able-bodied person can be
sativa: i’m going to be the first person to die from a panic attack and they will do research on me
hybrid: i will solve the jonbenet ramsey case at 0400 hours
sativa: i’m going to be the first person to die from a panic attack and they will do research on me
hybrid: i will solve the jonbenet ramsey case at 0400 hours
“a girl’s intuition is never wrong” sister you have Borderline Personality Disorder
October 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“a girl’s intuition is never wrong” sister you have Borderline Personality Disorder
turning the thermostat up to 66 as soon as christian leaves
October 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
turning the thermostat up to 66 as soon as christian leaves
you’re in his dms i’m spraying radioactive urine in his toilet from all the azo i’m taking
October 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
you’re in his dms i’m spraying radioactive urine in his toilet from all the azo i’m taking
every fruit fly i massacre brings me closer to nirvana
October 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
every fruit fly i massacre brings me closer to nirvana
record setting amounts of child abuse going on in dollywood today
October 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
record setting amounts of child abuse going on in dollywood today
am i supposed to be surprised that the white-feminism-to-alt-right pipeline is two millimeters long lol
October 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
am i supposed to be surprised that the white-feminism-to-alt-right pipeline is two millimeters long lol
watching my boyfriend like everyone’s tweets but mine
October 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
watching my boyfriend like everyone’s tweets but mine
to the fruit flies in my apartment i am keyser söza and today is the day of reckoning
October 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
to the fruit flies in my apartment i am keyser söza and today is the day of reckoning
frantically searching for my gay little boyfriend’s fanny pack to retrieve the trash i shoved into it like a street animal at the front bottoms show
September 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
frantically searching for my gay little boyfriend’s fanny pack to retrieve the trash i shoved into it like a street animal at the front bottoms show
licking my finger and putting it to the wind before stating definitively that christian was on my phone on tiktok last night
September 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
licking my finger and putting it to the wind before stating definitively that christian was on my phone on tiktok last night
redownloading twitter so i can make an account pretending to be a right wing mother who chose not to get her child vaccinated and now she’s upset because her son has autism AND the measles. also rfk jr won’t answer her emails and she’s begging elon musk for help
September 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
redownloading twitter so i can make an account pretending to be a right wing mother who chose not to get her child vaccinated and now she’s upset because her son has autism AND the measles. also rfk jr won’t answer her emails and she’s begging elon musk for help
in an interesting turn of events, my mom is hanging out with my friends without me tonight
September 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
in an interesting turn of events, my mom is hanging out with my friends without me tonight
just cleared my tabs and an astonishing number of them were the kinsey scale
September 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
just cleared my tabs and an astonishing number of them were the kinsey scale
i miss meg and jordan
September 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i miss meg and jordan
i am on the precipice of emotional collapse and the only thing that can save me is another one of those damn chicken salad sandwiches from curklin’s
September 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i am on the precipice of emotional collapse and the only thing that can save me is another one of those damn chicken salad sandwiches from curklin’s