ambut
@ambutwrites.bsky.social
I write smutty fanfic (Witcher, Stranger Things, Sherlock, Buffy) and enjoy all sorts of nonsense. 🔞 geriatric millennial, no kiddos pls k thx
I am still a ghost (oooOOOOoooooo) but I'm seeing Chuck Tingle live right now and I'm so fuckin excited
hi everybody
ok bye
hi everybody
ok bye
August 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I am still a ghost (oooOOOOoooooo) but I'm seeing Chuck Tingle live right now and I'm so fuckin excited
hi everybody
ok bye
hi everybody
ok bye
Holy shit, guys, it's amazing
May 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Holy shit, guys, it's amazing
I know I've been a ghost but I'm going to this today and I'm so fucking excited
May 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I know I've been a ghost but I'm going to this today and I'm so fucking excited
Do I *need* to follow the merchant I freed from bandits all the way back to the Cockatrice? Well, depends on your definition of "need". C'mon lads, we're going NPC stalking.
February 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Do I *need* to follow the merchant I freed from bandits all the way back to the Cockatrice? Well, depends on your definition of "need". C'mon lads, we're going NPC stalking.
Newest fic, first of 2025 and first in quite a while: "Yes, Even That"
D/s Geralt/Jaskier with dom!Geralt and sub!Jaskier, subdrop, smut angst and fluff in that order, 3k words
Please tell me if I still have the capacity to write anything of any interest at all
archiveofourown.org/works/62867887
D/s Geralt/Jaskier with dom!Geralt and sub!Jaskier, subdrop, smut angst and fluff in that order, 3k words
Please tell me if I still have the capacity to write anything of any interest at all
archiveofourown.org/works/62867887
Yes, Even That - ambut - Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
February 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Newest fic, first of 2025 and first in quite a while: "Yes, Even That"
D/s Geralt/Jaskier with dom!Geralt and sub!Jaskier, subdrop, smut angst and fluff in that order, 3k words
Please tell me if I still have the capacity to write anything of any interest at all
archiveofourown.org/works/62867887
D/s Geralt/Jaskier with dom!Geralt and sub!Jaskier, subdrop, smut angst and fluff in that order, 3k words
Please tell me if I still have the capacity to write anything of any interest at all
archiveofourown.org/works/62867887
Reposted by ambut
Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.
November 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.
My brain: this phrase sounds weirdly contrived if I make it grammatically correct
Also my brain: if you split that infinitive I swear to fucking god
Also my brain: if you split that infinitive I swear to fucking god
February 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My brain: this phrase sounds weirdly contrived if I make it grammatically correct
Also my brain: if you split that infinitive I swear to fucking god
Also my brain: if you split that infinitive I swear to fucking god
A sexy-angsty/whumpy-fluffy one-shot is in the works because I encountered the greatest motivator of all time: not enough stories with my fave tags/scenarios
Get ready for dom!Geralt and sub!Jaskier with subdrop and fluff...
(And no, I haven't forgotten about my beloved warlord AU, don't worry)
Get ready for dom!Geralt and sub!Jaskier with subdrop and fluff...
(And no, I haven't forgotten about my beloved warlord AU, don't worry)
February 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A sexy-angsty/whumpy-fluffy one-shot is in the works because I encountered the greatest motivator of all time: not enough stories with my fave tags/scenarios
Get ready for dom!Geralt and sub!Jaskier with subdrop and fluff...
(And no, I haven't forgotten about my beloved warlord AU, don't worry)
Get ready for dom!Geralt and sub!Jaskier with subdrop and fluff...
(And no, I haven't forgotten about my beloved warlord AU, don't worry)
Reposted by ambut
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️🌈💖
June 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️🌈💖
Reposted by ambut
Giveaway Post ~
I am giving away crocheted Jaskier (2) in honor of the release of The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep !
(Canada and USA only)
To participate, Comment below and share with your friends so I can have more Witcher friends 😂
Until Feb 11th
#TheWitcher #Sirensofthedeep
I am giving away crocheted Jaskier (2) in honor of the release of The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep !
(Canada and USA only)
To participate, Comment below and share with your friends so I can have more Witcher friends 😂
Until Feb 11th
#TheWitcher #Sirensofthedeep
February 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Giveaway Post ~
I am giving away crocheted Jaskier (2) in honor of the release of The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep !
(Canada and USA only)
To participate, Comment below and share with your friends so I can have more Witcher friends 😂
Until Feb 11th
#TheWitcher #Sirensofthedeep
I am giving away crocheted Jaskier (2) in honor of the release of The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep !
(Canada and USA only)
To participate, Comment below and share with your friends so I can have more Witcher friends 😂
Until Feb 11th
#TheWitcher #Sirensofthedeep
Reposted by ambut
My Witcher Hyperfixation started with the first game but... I like everything that will bring me new Witcher friends
When I say I like everything Witcher, I mean everything ~
When I say I like everything Witcher, I mean everything ~
December 9, 2024 at 6:04 PM
My Witcher Hyperfixation started with the first game but... I like everything that will bring me new Witcher friends
When I say I like everything Witcher, I mean everything ~
When I say I like everything Witcher, I mean everything ~
Listen, I know I was the one who chose to get divorced, but this automated email from Mint Mobile seems kind of brutal 😂 thanks @vancityreynolds.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Listen, I know I was the one who chose to get divorced, but this automated email from Mint Mobile seems kind of brutal 😂 thanks @vancityreynolds.bsky.social
Reposted by ambut
November 16, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Hey everyone, I haven't been writing lately but I HAVE been getting a divorce, buying a condo and, currently, getting pneumonia. So it's...going great? Definitely great timing, nothing horrid going on in the world or in national politics here.
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Hey everyone, I haven't been writing lately but I HAVE been getting a divorce, buying a condo and, currently, getting pneumonia. So it's...going great? Definitely great timing, nothing horrid going on in the world or in national politics here.
Back for the first time pretty much since I signed up because suddenly twitter doesn't have @theviscountjask.bsky.social and that's basically a crime so here we are
September 2, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Back for the first time pretty much since I signed up because suddenly twitter doesn't have @theviscountjask.bsky.social and that's basically a crime so here we are
Hello I am an English teacher and avid recreational writer and it took me 3 tries plus spellcheck to get "fiery" right
It's only Wednesday
It's only Wednesday
October 5, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Hello I am an English teacher and avid recreational writer and it took me 3 tries plus spellcheck to get "fiery" right
It's only Wednesday
It's only Wednesday
Reposted by ambut
Reposted by ambut
i present to you, the grumpiest of men, gerald of rivia
October 4, 2023 at 2:57 AM
i present to you, the grumpiest of men, gerald of rivia
After a month of getting the new school year going and inspiration as dry as the Sahara, I've got half a chapter written from A Man of My Station *and* at least another two chapters of content brainstormed. Huzzah!
October 4, 2023 at 1:01 AM
After a month of getting the new school year going and inspiration as dry as the Sahara, I've got half a chapter written from A Man of My Station *and* at least another two chapters of content brainstormed. Huzzah!
Want to be as annoyed as I am that I haven't written the next chapter of my longfic yet? Here's what I've got so far (rated E, eventual Geraskier, warlord AU, hurt/comfort):
A Man of My Station - ambut - Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own...
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
September 30, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Want to be as annoyed as I am that I haven't written the next chapter of my longfic yet? Here's what I've got so far (rated E, eventual Geraskier, warlord AU, hurt/comfort):
"A face like an unmade bed."
September 30, 2023 at 8:56 PM
"A face like an unmade bed."
Reposted by ambut
Me trying to find old Twitter mutuals on every new social media
July 28, 2023 at 11:18 PM
Me trying to find old Twitter mutuals on every new social media