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ambrosevernon.bsky.social
Ambrose
@ambrosevernon.bsky.social
Amateur anthropologist studying gender/sex culture, cowboy clown. He/Him married💍 31y epileptic
A Halloween party for cozy creatures
October 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
She gets confused by the concept of food
October 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Precious husband returns from Denver tomorrow, presents await
September 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Banned out of a community because an argument started when I said disability accessibility is good 🧸
August 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This and some strap
August 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
To finest yourself someone you can truly always love, our 3rd anniversary wed
August 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Observe the beauty of love with me and my husband's new set of wedding rings
August 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Mahjong is a game for scumbags if I can be in 1st in the last round, get a nine terminal initial draw and reset the round for new hands, which happen to give someone else tenpai on the first draw for double riichi ippatsu tsumo haku chun dora 3, to rob me of the whole game in a single turn
July 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It's the outfit of a man who has lots of sex
July 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A prison of cotton
July 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I cannot fall for the trap of a Gacha game
But the snow leopard girl got a little fat tummy poking out
June 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My degree finally came in two months late lmao
June 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My husband learned to crochet in under a month and is now filling our house with angry chickens

They are about to rob me
June 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The SNES really was doing things with all simplicity, the games that make something pretty instead of a giant flashing light for special moves will always be the best
June 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Albuquerque pride parade gave me heat stroke so climate change is reconfirmed as homophobic
June 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Get a mahjong app to try playing real people
30 minute wait to find one other player
Their name is a slur
May 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The doctor said I suck at punching 😞🧸
May 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Three years ago I put a sticker of my fat cat on a conversion therapy church and they have been losing parishioners steadily since
May 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Telling a coworker I had typing lessons in elementary school using a typewriter and they said "Oh I've seen one of those"
May 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
When I met my husband I was 120lbs at 6' and today I have weighed in at 185 exactly, something never expected
May 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I didn't realize the weapons looked stupid, shrink this in monster hunter
May 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hunting monsters????
April 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I've made my own alcohol for my college final
April 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
April 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The only fictional birthday that matters is Pompompurin, the most beloved
April 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM