Amber Wilson
@ambobob.bsky.social
She/Her
Agent of Chaos
Whimsical af
Agent of Chaos
Whimsical af
We might not agree on her methods, but Mary Beth does go hard when she feels her daughter is aggrieved.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We might not agree on her methods, but Mary Beth does go hard when she feels her daughter is aggrieved.
Three Cheers for Four Years! I continue to be so grateful for this period in my silly little life.
August 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Three Cheers for Four Years! I continue to be so grateful for this period in my silly little life.
When you come back from a work trip feeling Not Great and your son pouts because you can't play with him like he wants.
May 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When you come back from a work trip feeling Not Great and your son pouts because you can't play with him like he wants.
Not you, too, CO-Star 🫠😂😭
April 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Not you, too, CO-Star 🫠😂😭
Bast and his emotional support narwhal had a Big Weekend.
March 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Bast and his emotional support narwhal had a Big Weekend.
Three (3) years ago today we packed up the beautiful life we'd made in Denver and moved back to KCMO. It feels like the blink of an eye and ages.
March 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Three (3) years ago today we packed up the beautiful life we'd made in Denver and moved back to KCMO. It feels like the blink of an eye and ages.
Hey, everyone! Look at the perfection that is the dude!
February 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Hey, everyone! Look at the perfection that is the dude!
Every single morning, Bast wakes me up around six to go pee. I then have to do ALL my morning chores in quick order so that we can get back into bed and cuddle until eight.
Thinking of proposing he just lay in bed with me until seven and then we get up for the day? But he's not a reasonable being.
Thinking of proposing he just lay in bed with me until seven and then we get up for the day? But he's not a reasonable being.
January 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Every single morning, Bast wakes me up around six to go pee. I then have to do ALL my morning chores in quick order so that we can get back into bed and cuddle until eight.
Thinking of proposing he just lay in bed with me until seven and then we get up for the day? But he's not a reasonable being.
Thinking of proposing he just lay in bed with me until seven and then we get up for the day? But he's not a reasonable being.
OBoy Bast Goodoggy reporting for duty on Hoth.
January 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
OBoy Bast Goodoggy reporting for duty on Hoth.
This is so on brand I can hardly stand it.
January 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is so on brand I can hardly stand it.
Well now what am I supposed to do?
December 13, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Well now what am I supposed to do?
I wasn't going to spend my whole weekend doing Lego, but then it snowed.
November 30, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I wasn't going to spend my whole weekend doing Lego, but then it snowed.
If we aren't On Brand then what are we?
November 24, 2024 at 1:22 AM
If we aren't On Brand then what are we?
These have been in my house for TWENTY days and the boxes have remained unsullied. On the one hand, I am very proud. On the other, there is no way we need 96 candy bars, is there??
October 26, 2023 at 10:51 PM
These have been in my house for TWENTY days and the boxes have remained unsullied. On the one hand, I am very proud. On the other, there is no way we need 96 candy bars, is there??
A Very Happy Fourth Birthday to Rose Tyler the Corgpanion! She's just the happiest little thing (when she's not a shrill beast) and we love her so much. 🌹🙌
October 2, 2023 at 4:53 PM
A Very Happy Fourth Birthday to Rose Tyler the Corgpanion! She's just the happiest little thing (when she's not a shrill beast) and we love her so much. 🌹🙌
Hokay, so, here is the moon. ROUND.
October 1, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Hokay, so, here is the moon. ROUND.
Rose Tyler, you dork ass loser.
September 30, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Rose Tyler, you dork ass loser.
I am hungry and have to pee SO. BAD. but these puppies have had a rough day so here we are.
September 28, 2023 at 8:17 PM
I am hungry and have to pee SO. BAD. but these puppies have had a rough day so here we are.
Happy to report that all I need to go from Everyday Amber to Kind of a Babe Amber is mascara and curls.
September 24, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Happy to report that all I need to go from Everyday Amber to Kind of a Babe Amber is mascara and curls.
Rainy day = Cozy Boy Time
September 11, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Rainy day = Cozy Boy Time
Never has a publication been so relevant to my interests.
September 7, 2023 at 1:43 AM
Never has a publication been so relevant to my interests.
Day Two in New Zealand! Yesterday we headed to Martinborough for wine tasting. And a stop to the sweet shop for me.
July 28, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Day Two in New Zealand! Yesterday we headed to Martinborough for wine tasting. And a stop to the sweet shop for me.
Houston sucked! Next stop: Auckland
July 26, 2023 at 2:10 AM
Houston sucked! Next stop: Auckland
Women's World Cup travel starts now. See you in Houston!
July 25, 2023 at 8:13 PM
Women's World Cup travel starts now. See you in Houston!