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the kids at work made posters for different book genres and this is proudly on display on a library shelf
March 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i hope someone appreciates the alt text
the kids at work made posters for different book genres and this is proudly on display on a library shelf
March 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
the kids at work made posters for different book genres and this is proudly on display on a library shelf
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looking back i'm pretty sure autism was a misdiagnosis. *hitting my pen* Do you wish to partake
March 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
looking back i'm pretty sure autism was a misdiagnosis. *hitting my pen* Do you wish to partake
kids at work have started calling me Coach Recess
February 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
kids at work have started calling me Coach Recess
update: it's the best cake i've ever made omfg
valentine's cake :>
i'm terrible at frosting cakes but i'm still proud i got the shape right
i'm terrible at frosting cakes but i'm still proud i got the shape right
February 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
update: it's the best cake i've ever made omfg
valentine's cake :>
i'm terrible at frosting cakes but i'm still proud i got the shape right
i'm terrible at frosting cakes but i'm still proud i got the shape right
February 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
valentine's cake :>
i'm terrible at frosting cakes but i'm still proud i got the shape right
i'm terrible at frosting cakes but i'm still proud i got the shape right
annoying coworker is chewing with his mouth open i'm dying
February 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
annoying coworker is chewing with his mouth open i'm dying
i asked a kindergartener if he was ready to go inside for lunch and he told me to go fuck myself LMAO
February 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i asked a kindergartener if he was ready to go inside for lunch and he told me to go fuck myself LMAO
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asking out a chick with Dissociative Identity Disorder: the purpose of a system is what it does... and girl, im tryna be your purpose tonight
February 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
asking out a chick with Dissociative Identity Disorder: the purpose of a system is what it does... and girl, im tryna be your purpose tonight
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There needs to be a separate mcdonalds playplace for minors. The fact that I have to listen to these 6 year olds' harebrained takes on how to get me unstuck from this tube slide is so deeply unserious.
January 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
There needs to be a separate mcdonalds playplace for minors. The fact that I have to listen to these 6 year olds' harebrained takes on how to get me unstuck from this tube slide is so deeply unserious.
a 5 year old just called me a bitch lmfao
January 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
a 5 year old just called me a bitch lmfao
does anyone know if anything good is gonna happen this year
January 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
does anyone know if anything good is gonna happen this year
okay this is very very different from my normal taste but i can't stop listening to this song 😭 does anyone have any recommendations for songs/bands that sound like this?? i need more
youtu.be/-UDCvD_wayY?...
youtu.be/-UDCvD_wayY?...
Slush Puppy - EAT SPIT! (feat. Royal & the Serpent) (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by slushpuppyVEVO
youtu.be
January 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
okay this is very very different from my normal taste but i can't stop listening to this song 😭 does anyone have any recommendations for songs/bands that sound like this?? i need more
youtu.be/-UDCvD_wayY?...
youtu.be/-UDCvD_wayY?...
are there any leftist guys around slc who want head
January 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
are there any leftist guys around slc who want head
unfortunately i think i need to get fucked by an absolute loser of a boy
January 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
unfortunately i think i need to get fucked by an absolute loser of a boy
this tastes like ravioli
January 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
this tastes like ravioli
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HILLARY, DEBATES, 2015: He deigns to call me "milquetoast," when frankly, milk and toast are delicious foods from the heartland of our nation
TRUMP: I called her "milf toes" at the MET and she's not over it
MODERATOR: Can both of you try talking at the same time
TRUMP: I called her "milf toes" at the MET and she's not over it
MODERATOR: Can both of you try talking at the same time
January 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
HILLARY, DEBATES, 2015: He deigns to call me "milquetoast," when frankly, milk and toast are delicious foods from the heartland of our nation
TRUMP: I called her "milf toes" at the MET and she's not over it
MODERATOR: Can both of you try talking at the same time
TRUMP: I called her "milf toes" at the MET and she's not over it
MODERATOR: Can both of you try talking at the same time
today is my 4 year anniversary with tera!! that's almost one fifth of my life :o
January 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
today is my 4 year anniversary with tera!! that's almost one fifth of my life :o
do you think the first guy to use "ass" as an insult meant it in the donkey way or the butt way
January 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
do you think the first guy to use "ass" as an insult meant it in the donkey way or the butt way
i think i could significantly improve my system's communication if i reframed it as training my psychic powers
January 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
i think i could significantly improve my system's communication if i reframed it as training my psychic powers
oh they're making one more season thank fucking god
January 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
oh they're making one more season thank fucking god
i wish i was born as a bat ray
January 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i wish i was born as a bat ray
just finished s2 of squid game and i can't BELIEVE that's where they ended it. fuck
January 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
just finished s2 of squid game and i can't BELIEVE that's where they ended it. fuck
making my wolf wife put on a cock ring when we consummate our marriage call that tying the knot
January 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
making my wolf wife put on a cock ring when we consummate our marriage call that tying the knot
it's been long enough that we can start making zeppelins again right?
January 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
it's been long enough that we can start making zeppelins again right?