Amber Valentine
@ambival.co.uk
🏳️⚧️ 27 | She/Her
🇬🇧 Living in Wiltshire; born in Cornwall
🔞 NSFW | MDNI
🔁 Always refollows!
💞 @oliizhere.bsky.social
💍 @nuvy-iel.bsky.social
🎶 Music producer/artist
✝️ Humanist
💬 Opinions are mine, not my employers!
🎤 spti.fi/ambival
🌐 ambival.co.uk
🇬🇧 Living in Wiltshire; born in Cornwall
🔞 NSFW | MDNI
🔁 Always refollows!
💞 @oliizhere.bsky.social
💍 @nuvy-iel.bsky.social
🎶 Music producer/artist
✝️ Humanist
💬 Opinions are mine, not my employers!
🎤 spti.fi/ambival
🌐 ambival.co.uk
whaaat nooo i only have a pinkman-inspired discord bio and actual ringtone (try it, it's probably embarrassing as hell 😘)
October 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
whaaat nooo i only have a pinkman-inspired discord bio and actual ringtone (try it, it's probably embarrassing as hell 😘)
Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell 🎠
September 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell 🎠
Paraphrased from the wonderful @nuvy-iel.bsky.social (the most kindhearted demon I’ve known) - the threat is REAL, URGENT, & IMMINENT.
The writing is on the walls, clear as day; even I can see it from across the Atlantic.
If YOU have the means to support trans folks fleeing the USA - PLEASE DO! 🏳️⚧️💞
The writing is on the walls, clear as day; even I can see it from across the Atlantic.
If YOU have the means to support trans folks fleeing the USA - PLEASE DO! 🏳️⚧️💞
September 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Paraphrased from the wonderful @nuvy-iel.bsky.social (the most kindhearted demon I’ve known) - the threat is REAL, URGENT, & IMMINENT.
The writing is on the walls, clear as day; even I can see it from across the Atlantic.
If YOU have the means to support trans folks fleeing the USA - PLEASE DO! 🏳️⚧️💞
The writing is on the walls, clear as day; even I can see it from across the Atlantic.
If YOU have the means to support trans folks fleeing the USA - PLEASE DO! 🏳️⚧️💞
Can’t make this shit up (apart from the fabricated misinformation that I, in fact, made up)… 😂
August 12, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Can’t make this shit up (apart from the fabricated misinformation that I, in fact, made up)… 😂
If you’re gonna try to scam people by posing as a famous musician, at least take the time to learn the very first line from their most famous song… 🙄😂
August 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
If you’re gonna try to scam people by posing as a famous musician, at least take the time to learn the very first line from their most famous song… 🙄😂
Before and after updating my name and profile picture on Facebook (my friends list is almost entirely people from my hometown)… continue to self-purge, sillies - I don’t want to associate with anyone who takes issue with me living my best life; they don’t deserve to be a part of it 😤🤷♀️🫶
August 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Before and after updating my name and profile picture on Facebook (my friends list is almost entirely people from my hometown)… continue to self-purge, sillies - I don’t want to associate with anyone who takes issue with me living my best life; they don’t deserve to be a part of it 😤🤷♀️🫶
This obviously wasn’t intended as self-promo but feel free to follow me on Instagram if you get a kick out of these “agitate and antagonise the bigots” posts that seem to be so effective at riling up small-town small-minded bullies (as well as music stuff), I guess! 🤷♀️😅💕
www.instagram.com/ambival.ig
www.instagram.com/ambival.ig
August 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This obviously wasn’t intended as self-promo but feel free to follow me on Instagram if you get a kick out of these “agitate and antagonise the bigots” posts that seem to be so effective at riling up small-town small-minded bullies (as well as music stuff), I guess! 🤷♀️😅💕
www.instagram.com/ambival.ig
www.instagram.com/ambival.ig
In other “can I live?” news, I got blocked by my homeland’s pride page on Instagram because I refused to leave a “kind reply” (due to a strong belief in the paradox of tolerance) and then told them they’ll be crushed under the boots of bigots who literally want to see us dead 🙄🤷♀️🖕
August 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
In other “can I live?” news, I got blocked by my homeland’s pride page on Instagram because I refused to leave a “kind reply” (due to a strong belief in the paradox of tolerance) and then told them they’ll be crushed under the boots of bigots who literally want to see us dead 🙄🤷♀️🖕
Still trying to wrap my head around the (nonexistent) logic of this one tho… being trans is against progression? Lil man is CONFUSED 🤔🧐😂
August 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Still trying to wrap my head around the (nonexistent) logic of this one tho… being trans is against progression? Lil man is CONFUSED 🤔🧐😂
I changed my pfp to this^ and the insecure manlet popped off, said he has fundamentally disagreed with my choices this whole time and tried desperately to reflect and project when I pointed out that he’s a bitter, lonely little boy with nothing going on, nothing to say, and no way to say it…
August 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I changed my pfp to this^ and the insecure manlet popped off, said he has fundamentally disagreed with my choices this whole time and tried desperately to reflect and project when I pointed out that he’s a bitter, lonely little boy with nothing going on, nothing to say, and no way to say it…
Apparently iPhones can take long exposure photos? 👀😅🫶
August 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Apparently iPhones can take long exposure photos? 👀😅🫶
Introducing the Institute for Fragile Masculinity Studies: your go-to source for exposing and mocking bigots too fragile to handle basic respect. If you enjoy watching insecure trolls get called out, you’re in the right place.
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![The emblem of my satirical Facebook page “Institute for Fragile Masculinity Studies” - the word ‘Institute’ is misspelled as “INSTTIUTE” to bait condescending mansplainers (the logo is AI-generated [sue me] which is initially what led to the typo but instead of wrangling it into submission I decided to make a joke of it) and on the page itself it bears the following caption:
“Any brave men around to rescue me from the tyranny of my own spelling? I simply couldn’t go on without unsolicited input from a confident male stranger.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vnaggetytjhm4eerqvv7bunk/bafkreiej2mtkqoszhlaviwmxxbb2kfsviwnynv7cfdzinomcl2b7imz7gq@jpeg)
August 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Introducing the Institute for Fragile Masculinity Studies: your go-to source for exposing and mocking bigots too fragile to handle basic respect. If you enjoy watching insecure trolls get called out, you’re in the right place.
www.facebook.com/share/16nhy5...
Check alt text for typo explanation!
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Check alt text for typo explanation!
In an effort to increase my body fat, we bought a blender! Chocolate, ice cream (two different flavours of Ben & Jerry’s), cinnamon, milk, ice & a shot of coffee - yum yum!! Now we just need some whipped cream to complete it 🤤😍🫶
August 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In an effort to increase my body fat, we bought a blender! Chocolate, ice cream (two different flavours of Ben & Jerry’s), cinnamon, milk, ice & a shot of coffee - yum yum!! Now we just need some whipped cream to complete it 🤤😍🫶
Am I being baited by a troll account or what? There’s no way I just encountered the actual personification of virginity out in the wilds of Facebook 💀🤢
Totally out of the blue, mind - he’s going out of his way to defend someone whom I’d already apologised to for misunderstanding 😬🤡
Totally out of the blue, mind - he’s going out of his way to defend someone whom I’d already apologised to for misunderstanding 😬🤡
August 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Am I being baited by a troll account or what? There’s no way I just encountered the actual personification of virginity out in the wilds of Facebook 💀🤢
Totally out of the blue, mind - he’s going out of his way to defend someone whom I’d already apologised to for misunderstanding 😬🤡
Totally out of the blue, mind - he’s going out of his way to defend someone whom I’d already apologised to for misunderstanding 😬🤡
mmmm yeeaa not sure if I can justify splashing out for a one-time costume 😬😭
Maybe I can repurpose it and take some sexy pics or treat my boyfriend to a fun night of psychedelic roleplay lmao 🤔😅
Maybe I can repurpose it and take some sexy pics or treat my boyfriend to a fun night of psychedelic roleplay lmao 🤔😅
August 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
mmmm yeeaa not sure if I can justify splashing out for a one-time costume 😬😭
Maybe I can repurpose it and take some sexy pics or treat my boyfriend to a fun night of psychedelic roleplay lmao 🤔😅
Maybe I can repurpose it and take some sexy pics or treat my boyfriend to a fun night of psychedelic roleplay lmao 🤔😅
I saw an opportunity and I took it 😏💅
Proud of that one tbh 😅
Proud of that one tbh 😅
August 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I saw an opportunity and I took it 😏💅
Proud of that one tbh 😅
Proud of that one tbh 😅
Don’t worry, cops - my seemingly violent rhetoric is purely facetious and is simply a hypothetical expression of my own frustrations; I do not condone or advocate for violence and am indeed a God-loving individual 🥰🫶🤫
I don’t wish to inflict harm upon anyone; I just wouldn’t mourn a bigot 🤷♀️😅
I don’t wish to inflict harm upon anyone; I just wouldn’t mourn a bigot 🤷♀️😅
August 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Don’t worry, cops - my seemingly violent rhetoric is purely facetious and is simply a hypothetical expression of my own frustrations; I do not condone or advocate for violence and am indeed a God-loving individual 🥰🫶🤫
I don’t wish to inflict harm upon anyone; I just wouldn’t mourn a bigot 🤷♀️😅
I don’t wish to inflict harm upon anyone; I just wouldn’t mourn a bigot 🤷♀️😅
