You know how there’s a lot of autistic and neurodivergent people working in science and research? I bet autism caused paracetamol/tylenol really 🤷🏻‍♀️

Today I learned not to search for “hot red feet” on a work computer.

(I was looking for erythromelalgia.)

(I got porn.)

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For all the downsides of having to be an independently functioning adult, being allowed to eat garlic bread for breakfast at 2pm is a definite upside. 🥖

Well that escalated quickly

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“This product allows me to hide the fact that my mental health/physical health/life in general* is a mess and pretend that everything is fine!”

*delete as appropriate

Moving away from Gmail, I’ve not used Google for anything except email for ages. Main contenders are mailbox.org, Proton, and Tuta. Any thoughts/experience of those?

Dreamt I was at school doing my GCSEs again and I had to wear the school’s current uniform and would still have to wear it next year. And I was really annoyed about it. Because I’m 37.

It took three job interviews to realise that the false pockets my suit jacket are real pockets that needed unstitching 🤦🏻‍♀️

Testes, testes, one-two-three