Amber
@amberwavesofvain.bsky.social
Extremely opinionated since ‘96
The feminine urge to write out ASAP in my emails instead of abbreviating bc it seems less aggressive
February 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The feminine urge to write out ASAP in my emails instead of abbreviating bc it seems less aggressive
I love how whenever people on tv figure out there’s a mole, their first thought is to tell their boss… who's literally always the mole #primetarget #appletv
February 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I love how whenever people on tv figure out there’s a mole, their first thought is to tell their boss… who's literally always the mole #primetarget #appletv
Was hoping this was a “main character is just dreaming” scenario, but nope we’re actually doing this. #severance #appletv
February 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Was hoping this was a “main character is just dreaming” scenario, but nope we’re actually doing this. #severance #appletv
If Natalie doesn’t win, then she’s my current number 1 choice to be the Bachelorette #thebachelor
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If Natalie doesn’t win, then she’s my current number 1 choice to be the Bachelorette #thebachelor
First time parents are so cute and funny. Why are you bringing your newborn to the zoo? 😂
February 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
First time parents are so cute and funny. Why are you bringing your newborn to the zoo? 😂
This girl is all arrows and no brains. Let’s kill the people who stopped the silo from flooding and have the code to all the food 😒 #silo
February 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This girl is all arrows and no brains. Let’s kill the people who stopped the silo from flooding and have the code to all the food 😒 #silo
The feminine urge to feel bad for autonomous robots
February 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The feminine urge to feel bad for autonomous robots
Past the age of 25, I don’t understand the celebrity worship and interest. Like who cares??
February 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Past the age of 25, I don’t understand the celebrity worship and interest. Like who cares??
It’s so obvious when people are from outside of the US when they talk about Americans. They don’t realize how many people actually live here, so the generalizations they make lack so much insight and depth.
February 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s so obvious when people are from outside of the US when they talk about Americans. They don’t realize how many people actually live here, so the generalizations they make lack so much insight and depth.
Watching #thesubstance …is Hollywood just soft porn now?
January 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Watching #thesubstance …is Hollywood just soft porn now?
I love going to the ballet. It’s so easy to tell who has a phone addiction and who is currently sick
January 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love going to the ballet. It’s so easy to tell who has a phone addiction and who is currently sick
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I did not have it on my Bingo Card, that we would actually be living with the walking dead. Dead in the brain. Dead in empathy. Dead in common sense. Dead in critical thinking.
January 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I did not have it on my Bingo Card, that we would actually be living with the walking dead. Dead in the brain. Dead in empathy. Dead in common sense. Dead in critical thinking.
Scrolled on Instagram for 2 seconds and immediately regretted my decision
January 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Scrolled on Instagram for 2 seconds and immediately regretted my decision
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
My mall got rid of Aldo, which is a direct attack on the middle class
January 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My mall got rid of Aldo, which is a direct attack on the middle class
NYT connections is a humiliation ritual
January 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
NYT connections is a humiliation ritual
Honestly don’t think I’ve ever had to say the words Gulf of Mexico aloud in my life but I’ll make it a point to do so now
January 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Honestly don’t think I’ve ever had to say the words Gulf of Mexico aloud in my life but I’ll make it a point to do so now
One week down of no tik tok, just
my whole lifetime to go…
my whole lifetime to go…
a man is sitting on a swing in the grass
ALT: a man is sitting on a swing in the grass
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January 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
One week down of no tik tok, just
my whole lifetime to go…
my whole lifetime to go…
Starting #DarkMatter. So far I’ve gathered a man used his life’s scientific research to bone someone else’s wife
a man laying on a green striped couch holding a remote control
ALT: a man laying on a green striped couch holding a remote control
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January 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Starting #DarkMatter. So far I’ve gathered a man used his life’s scientific research to bone someone else’s wife
Severance is a terrible procedure sure, but besides Irv, the innies are just so much cooler #severance
January 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Severance is a terrible procedure sure, but besides Irv, the innies are just so much cooler #severance
Burt pulling up on Irv… I need that reunion immediately #severance
a close up of a man 's face with tears running down his cheeks
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with tears running down his cheeks
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January 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Burt pulling up on Irv… I need that reunion immediately #severance
Milchick saying Mark’s innie’s good attitude will catch up with his outtie but he’s becoming more insufferable if you ask me #severance
January 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Milchick saying Mark’s innie’s good attitude will catch up with his outtie but he’s becoming more insufferable if you ask me #severance
I’m still not buying that Helena actually let Helly back in. She was jealous of her relationship with Mark and wants a piece. #severance
a man is sitting on a couch in a living room while a woman applauds .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch in a living room while a woman applauds .
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January 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m still not buying that Helena actually let Helly back in. She was jealous of her relationship with Mark and wants a piece. #severance