Amber Patton
@amberpatton007.bsky.social
I write romance with open door scenes, Erotic flash fiction, and shorts with a lil bit of both.
Plus I'm an actor, voice actor, playwright, and aspiring musician.
I do things.
Plus I'm an actor, voice actor, playwright, and aspiring musician.
I do things.
Anthony Joshua can get anything he wants right now... including this pu**y.
I said what I said!
I said what I said!
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Anthony Joshua can get anything he wants right now... including this pu**y.
I said what I said!
I said what I said!
Anyone watch the movie Legion w/ Paul Bettany? A lot to dislike about the film. Especially since they hyped a fight with an ice cream man spider, and didn't deliver. HOWEVER, if you are one to believe in the bible, maybe God's not coming back cuz he tired of the bullshit.
#Hottakes
#Hottakes
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Anyone watch the movie Legion w/ Paul Bettany? A lot to dislike about the film. Especially since they hyped a fight with an ice cream man spider, and didn't deliver. HOWEVER, if you are one to believe in the bible, maybe God's not coming back cuz he tired of the bullshit.
#Hottakes
#Hottakes
It's rough learning your country's actual history and realizing we were always going to end up here.
-an American
-an American
December 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It's rough learning your country's actual history and realizing we were always going to end up here.
-an American
-an American
I think it's incredibly unprofessional and racist to call it Obama care. But I suppose it's the only way to gaslight your constituents while you continue to rob them blind and snatch their safety net.
Smh.
Smh.
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I think it's incredibly unprofessional and racist to call it Obama care. But I suppose it's the only way to gaslight your constituents while you continue to rob them blind and snatch their safety net.
Smh.
Smh.
Today I learned that did can eat oranges, and my dog enjoys them. In small doses of course.
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Today I learned that did can eat oranges, and my dog enjoys them. In small doses of course.
I know America is Colonialism 2.0, but damn. It's hard to live here. For real.
December 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I know America is Colonialism 2.0, but damn. It's hard to live here. For real.
Mugs out here eating horse treats?!?
FUCKING HORSE TREATS!!!
FUCKING HORSE TREATS!!!
a man in a white shirt is sitting in a dugout with his eyes closed and a sad look on his face .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting in a dugout with his eyes closed and a sad look on his face .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Mugs out here eating horse treats?!?
FUCKING HORSE TREATS!!!
FUCKING HORSE TREATS!!!
I just learned that T-Pain's wife is named Amber, and I feel like I've just won the lottery.
Don't ask me why. It just is.
Don't ask me why. It just is.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I just learned that T-Pain's wife is named Amber, and I feel like I've just won the lottery.
Don't ask me why. It just is.
Don't ask me why. It just is.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Y'all, check on your kids! Just saw a video of a 19 year old talking about he was microdosing meth as a way of "lean-maxxing"
WHAT in the ENTIRE fuck!
WHAT in the ENTIRE fuck!
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Y'all, check on your kids! Just saw a video of a 19 year old talking about he was microdosing meth as a way of "lean-maxxing"
WHAT in the ENTIRE fuck!
WHAT in the ENTIRE fuck!
I often wonder how much better my life would be if I worked on it as much as I procrastinated.
And this is why evil always wins.
And this is why evil always wins.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I often wonder how much better my life would be if I worked on it as much as I procrastinated.
And this is why evil always wins.
And this is why evil always wins.
Is Coogi associated with wholesome again? Cuz I just saw a wonderful human wearing a gorgeous one, and I want to wear one too.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Is Coogi associated with wholesome again? Cuz I just saw a wonderful human wearing a gorgeous one, and I want to wear one too.
Let's all have a moment of silence for any plans that where scheduled today. The red wave has come. Nothing will be done.
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Let's all have a moment of silence for any plans that where scheduled today. The red wave has come. Nothing will be done.
You think Donnie's popular with the boys because his small hands make them feel more masculine?
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You think Donnie's popular with the boys because his small hands make them feel more masculine?
Mike Pencil dick got an invite and McTaco tits didn't?
Didn't know there were levels to hell.
Didn't know there were levels to hell.
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Mike Pencil dick got an invite and McTaco tits didn't?
Didn't know there were levels to hell.
Didn't know there were levels to hell.
I'll never buy a twinning again. May as well be colored water. #SaidNoAmericanEver
But in all seriousness. It is damn near flavorless. Especially compared to the international treats I've had lately.
But in all seriousness. It is damn near flavorless. Especially compared to the international treats I've had lately.
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'll never buy a twinning again. May as well be colored water. #SaidNoAmericanEver
But in all seriousness. It is damn near flavorless. Especially compared to the international treats I've had lately.
But in all seriousness. It is damn near flavorless. Especially compared to the international treats I've had lately.
Does anyone else get sleepy after a good writing sprint? It's been happening the last couple of days for me.
Also, I've begun writing every day with or without "inspiration" in order to create a habit. #writers
Also, I've begun writing every day with or without "inspiration" in order to create a habit. #writers
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Does anyone else get sleepy after a good writing sprint? It's been happening the last couple of days for me.
Also, I've begun writing every day with or without "inspiration" in order to create a habit. #writers
Also, I've begun writing every day with or without "inspiration" in order to create a habit. #writers
I feel like I'm not as funny as I think. That's wildly unsettling. Cuz I'm funny as fuck!
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like I'm not as funny as I think. That's wildly unsettling. Cuz I'm funny as fuck!
As my cousin keeps me on the phone for hours at a time, I'm realizing why therapists be like... mmhm. I see. Right.
I love her though. She be cracking me up for real.
#family
I love her though. She be cracking me up for real.
#family
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
As my cousin keeps me on the phone for hours at a time, I'm realizing why therapists be like... mmhm. I see. Right.
I love her though. She be cracking me up for real.
#family
I love her though. She be cracking me up for real.
#family
I'm going to need an ultra rich person to go ahead and adopt me so I can be their little Black savior and also have money.
I can be quite persuasive.
I can be quite persuasive.
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I'm going to need an ultra rich person to go ahead and adopt me so I can be their little Black savior and also have money.
I can be quite persuasive.
I can be quite persuasive.
In 2026, I want to have Richard Hammond on my podcast!
Operation, meet the Hamster
Operation, meet the Hamster
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
In 2026, I want to have Richard Hammond on my podcast!
Operation, meet the Hamster
Operation, meet the Hamster
This is bullshit. My brother and I went out to eat on this fine Veteran's Day AND yesterday was the Corps Birthday. Yet somehow I STILL end up paying!
Hate having younger siblings!
*joking*
Sending love & compassion to all the Vets out there.
Hate having younger siblings!
*joking*
Sending love & compassion to all the Vets out there.
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This is bullshit. My brother and I went out to eat on this fine Veteran's Day AND yesterday was the Corps Birthday. Yet somehow I STILL end up paying!
Hate having younger siblings!
*joking*
Sending love & compassion to all the Vets out there.
Hate having younger siblings!
*joking*
Sending love & compassion to all the Vets out there.
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My mom thought I called her the flash cuz of her hot flashes. It's actually cuz whenever she gets frustrated, her crazy side flashes out, & you can't make sound for at least five to ten minutes, or it'll get worse. Like a shark that smells blood in the water
I'll give her 15 minutes this time.
I'll give her 15 minutes this time.
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My mom thought I called her the flash cuz of her hot flashes. It's actually cuz whenever she gets frustrated, her crazy side flashes out, & you can't make sound for at least five to ten minutes, or it'll get worse. Like a shark that smells blood in the water
I'll give her 15 minutes this time.
I'll give her 15 minutes this time.
I stopped "debating" people when I realized I could never get them to see it from a humanitarian side. People deserve the right to live comfortably and deserve to be taken care of. Periodt
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I stopped "debating" people when I realized I could never get them to see it from a humanitarian side. People deserve the right to live comfortably and deserve to be taken care of. Periodt