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Amber Upson
@amberpants.bsky.social
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Yoga teacher, diagnoses collector, LiveStrong Director, reader (https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/amberpants), watcher (https://boxd.it/5mv0h), listener (https://open.spotify.com/user/sy1tkdmmqttasalvft5s86qcz?si=EjQR2bf9SwmxRjbX35lcKw)
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My one-eyed tuxedo cat, Kodos, licking the back of a brown heart-shaped cat lollipop. My one-eyed tuxedo cat, Kodos, licking a brown heart-shaped cat lollipop. His tongue is very long in the shot and has reached the front of the lollipop.
January 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Finally cracked this open to see my favorite podcasters, @alexwest.bsky.social and @necromandrea.bsky.social in the table of contents. So exciting, what a treat!

#YuletideTerror
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Cover of the book Yuletide Terror: Christmas Horror on Film and Television Edited by Paul Corupe and Kier-La Janisse. The cover is black with purple text and illustrations. Illustration shows an evergreen tree surrounded by woods. Beneath that is the upper part of a skull tilted up with a decorative sprig of holly on either side. The title and illustration is ornately bordered with the editors' names beneath the border.
December 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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A screenshot of my last four films watched on the Letterboxd app. The films are The Beekeeper (2.5 stars), Killer's Game (2.5 stars), Everything Everywhere All At Once (5 stars), and Saturday Night (4 stars).
November 29, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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Kang & Kodos are, well, you know. It says it right there!

I've loved @cardsagainsthumanity.com from the beginning. I've bought too much (*ahem* never enough) from them over the years, and then they sent a cat toy 😻 Fantastic humans!

#PlayingWithMyPussy
#PleaseDontBanMe
#ThatsLiterallyWhatItSays
Kang, my tabby cat, and Kodos, my one-eyed tuxedo cat, have their noses to the floor inspecting a new toy. The toy is a plush white Cards Against Humanity card replica that reads "Playing with my pussy." Kodos, my one-eyed tuxedo cat is lying on his side and looking up to the left off camera. He has a cat toy tucked between just under his paw and his chest. The toy is a plush white Cards Against Humanity card replica that reads "Playing with my pussy." Kodos, my one-eyed tuxedo cat is lying on his back and squirming around with his nose pointed towards his new cat toy. He is so squirmy that the photo is a little blurry! His lower body is off camera. He is very taken with this new toy! The toy is a plush white Cards Against Humanity card replica that reads "Playing with my pussy." Kang, my tabby cat is sitting on his haunches with his right side to the camera. His right paw is on his cat toy and his nose is down toward it. The toy is a plush white Cards Against Humanity card replica that reads "Playing with my pussy." Kang is much more stoic than Kodos and does not let himself get as into the rolling around bit of play.
November 29, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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I love #cats ❤️
And #nineinchnails 🖤
Me looking down at my tuxedo cat, Kodos. I'm wearing a light brown shirt with an image of a cat on it and the words "Bow down before the one you serve." Me looking down at my tuxedo cat, Kodos. He is up on a table and I am standing next to him with my arm around him. I'm wearing a light brown shirt with an image of a cat on it and the words "Bow down before the one you serve" as well as camouflage cargo pants.
November 23, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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😻Childless Cat Lady 😻
Meet Kang & Kodos. (Who can tell me what we named them after?)
Kodos, a black and white one-eyed cat, has his arm over Kang, a brown and black tabby, while the two snuggle in a cat bed. Kang, a brown and black tabby cat with a white chest and paws, stands atop a newel post looking out. The shot is from below him aimed up. Kodos, a black and white one-eyed cat, and Kang, a brown and black tabby, hug each other while the two snuggle in a cat bed. Both are looking at the camera. Kodos, a black and white one-eyed cat, sits on my lap while grooming himself. (I am out of frame, except for my hand, which he is sitting on.) Kodos is cleaning his front paw while his back legs are sticking straight up in the air in front of him in a "V". He is a strange one.
November 19, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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My IRL book club is reading Barbara Kingsolver's Demon Copperhead for November. I finished the book a few days ago and we're not meeting until December 1st. Wha . . . what do I do until then???
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November 15, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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We do
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM