AmberGambler
@ambergambler.bsky.social
Don’t start here either
Eating Canadian ham crisps & the chihuahua is all up in my grill
December 10, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Eating Canadian ham crisps & the chihuahua is all up in my grill
Text from our Fauntleroy
December 10, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Text from our Fauntleroy
Praying to the God of Wagyu meatballs. Promising to never bark again if he can just have one bite…
December 9, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Praying to the God of Wagyu meatballs. Promising to never bark again if he can just have one bite…
Ordered a Christmas jumper for the Bean, size XS.
It’s too big 🥹
It’s too big 🥹
December 9, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Ordered a Christmas jumper for the Bean, size XS.
It’s too big 🥹
It’s too big 🥹
Work: puts a teams meeting in my calendar first thing on a Monday morning
Me, declining it:
Me, declining it:
December 9, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Work: puts a teams meeting in my calendar first thing on a Monday morning
Me, declining it:
Me, declining it:
The skylight on the landing is casting shadows from the trees
December 9, 2024 at 7:20 AM
The skylight on the landing is casting shadows from the trees
December 7, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Made the mistake of sitting down before I’ve finished the tasks.
Can’t get back up
Can’t get back up
December 7, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Made the mistake of sitting down before I’ve finished the tasks.
Can’t get back up
Can’t get back up
Quick swing by M&S for 260 quids worth of what is essentially chihuahua nesting material for the new (hideous) sofa & I’m off home to light my fire.
It is PERISHING ❄️
It is PERISHING ❄️
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Quick swing by M&S for 260 quids worth of what is essentially chihuahua nesting material for the new (hideous) sofa & I’m off home to light my fire.
It is PERISHING ❄️
It is PERISHING ❄️
Wrestle a 7ft conifer into your car in gale force winds challenge.
December 7, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Wrestle a 7ft conifer into your car in gale force winds challenge.
Off to B&Q if anyone wants a scrap/to propose/a bratwurst in the car park (extra onion)
December 7, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Off to B&Q if anyone wants a scrap/to propose/a bratwurst in the car park (extra onion)
Looking forward to getting it up later
December 7, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Looking forward to getting it up later
Managed to get this weeks/last weeks Invisalign braces mixed up.
Not sure whether I’m still straightening my teeth or putting them back on the wonk 🫠
Not sure whether I’m still straightening my teeth or putting them back on the wonk 🫠
December 7, 2024 at 8:32 AM
Managed to get this weeks/last weeks Invisalign braces mixed up.
Not sure whether I’m still straightening my teeth or putting them back on the wonk 🫠
Not sure whether I’m still straightening my teeth or putting them back on the wonk 🫠
Are we allowed to swear on BlueSky or
December 6, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Are we allowed to swear on BlueSky or
You know those massive deckchairs that you can sit on at caravan holiday parks?
That’s how I feel sitting on the ENORMOUS SOFA
That’s how I feel sitting on the ENORMOUS SOFA
December 6, 2024 at 6:53 PM
You know those massive deckchairs that you can sit on at caravan holiday parks?
That’s how I feel sitting on the ENORMOUS SOFA
That’s how I feel sitting on the ENORMOUS SOFA
The dog’s started asking for ‘pudding’ after his dinner
December 6, 2024 at 6:52 PM
The dog’s started asking for ‘pudding’ after his dinner
@julesj00.bsky.social keeps nagging me for photos of the horrible sofa
Going to tell her to sit on it
Going to tell her to sit on it
December 6, 2024 at 11:25 AM
@julesj00.bsky.social keeps nagging me for photos of the horrible sofa
Going to tell her to sit on it
Going to tell her to sit on it
Right, so I have bought the world’s ugliest sofa.
It’s far too big, clunky, takes over the whole room, looks awful - it’s an absolute monstrosity.
I have never been more comfortable in my life.
It’s far too big, clunky, takes over the whole room, looks awful - it’s an absolute monstrosity.
I have never been more comfortable in my life.
December 6, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Right, so I have bought the world’s ugliest sofa.
It’s far too big, clunky, takes over the whole room, looks awful - it’s an absolute monstrosity.
I have never been more comfortable in my life.
It’s far too big, clunky, takes over the whole room, looks awful - it’s an absolute monstrosity.
I have never been more comfortable in my life.
Baileys weetabix
a man is standing in front of a group of people holding candles and singing .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a group of people holding candles and singing .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Baileys weetabix
After all the palava, the new sofa is finally here.
I don’t like it.
I don’t like it.
December 5, 2024 at 6:06 PM
After all the palava, the new sofa is finally here.
I don’t like it.
I don’t like it.
Me, trying to move to BlueSky but still nipping over to post on The Bad Place
December 5, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Me, trying to move to BlueSky but still nipping over to post on The Bad Place
So, Dad didn’t arrive til almost 10 to collect the sofa. Only now he’s not collecting it as the headlight’s out in the van, he’s just putting it in the garage.
Well he would if he could disassemble it.
The dogs going mad & the lad’s still awake.
I am ON THE EDGE.
Well he would if he could disassemble it.
The dogs going mad & the lad’s still awake.
I am ON THE EDGE.
December 4, 2024 at 10:41 PM
So, Dad didn’t arrive til almost 10 to collect the sofa. Only now he’s not collecting it as the headlight’s out in the van, he’s just putting it in the garage.
Well he would if he could disassemble it.
The dogs going mad & the lad’s still awake.
I am ON THE EDGE.
Well he would if he could disassemble it.
The dogs going mad & the lad’s still awake.
I am ON THE EDGE.
Dad (on phone): I’ll come after Coronation Street
I am none the wiser.
I am none the wiser.
December 4, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Dad (on phone): I’ll come after Coronation Street
I am none the wiser.
I am none the wiser.