It's called the Don't Cry on Christmas Eve challenge

(reading wikipedia article for Impostor Syndrome) ahh no thats not me. I don't have it THAT bad. I could never. I mean really, who did I think I was fooling

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJHJ...

been thinking abt this scene a lot

If you want a vision of the future imagine that your driverless Uber eats is on its way with your order of 1x large bulletproof coffee

One day I'm going to wake up as a real person

John Lennon: So have you come up with a name

Paul McCartney (resting his head on John's chest in postcoital embrace): I was thinking we could call it The Beetles. Like the bug yknow

John: mhm

Paul: But spelled like "beat" with an A. Like a musical beat

John: (wordlessly playing with Paul's hair)

I'm seriously like opening up my google calendar and writing down "6pm: cry" and then at 6pm I sit down wnd start crying

Tony Soprano (dressed as Gandalf): "'Schpeak, Friend, and Enter'.. FUCK!

Paulie (Frodo): "Whats his problem?"

Chris (Boromir): "He can't figure out the riddle to open the door."

Paulie: "Ah Skip, I hate to see ya struggle like this.. oof, marone!"

(the door swings open at the sound of 'marone')

Cool 31yo music guy: it's called Geese "Getting Killed" live in the basement it's incredible you gotta look it up on youtube

Weird fucking bird hating psychopath: heh. Lets just say I've been looking up Geese Getting Killed In The Basement on Yyoutube for a long time

(me watching a movie) Ohhh I get it. This thing I'm observing isn't actually my real life, it's something else, and when it's over my real life will begin. I mean continue

The dark meaning behind the phrase "Don't count your chickens before they hatch"... | runtime 33m24s | 1.6M views | thumbnail of a baby chick in a red circle with an arrow pointing to it and big white text that says "Some Didn't Make It." but the Didn't is in red

When you hold a seashell up to your ear it makes a sound. Some people say it's the ocean, some people say it's the flow of blood vessels in your ear, some people say it's like the reverberation of a bell. But few realize these are actually all the same thing

Basically it's like you're in a house by yourself and there are no doors and no windows and no mirrors and there's no one else there and there's nothing to eat or drink and there's no bed and it's unclear how long you've been there

Step one (and this part is crucial): Become a social recluse

"church bells tolling 10 hours" added to gym playlist

local news anchor voice: it's the viral challenge that's sweeping the nation where you drink two gallons of milk in 3 minutes. Teenagers are calling it "the two milk jugs challenge". But Not Everyone's Happy About It