The Amazing Prizzini
@amazingprizzini.bsky.social
Chicago’s very own Clown Attorney. Occasional British Loyalist who still welcomes a return of Queen Elizabeth II to these shores.
Should not be taken too seriously, please.
Should not be taken too seriously, please.
Today’s wholesome activity/ reading Turkel’s prose poem Chicago, but changing all the names to the members of Paw Patrol.
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Today’s wholesome activity/ reading Turkel’s prose poem Chicago, but changing all the names to the members of Paw Patrol.
It’s understandable, but that man takes Bond just a little too seriously.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It’s understandable, but that man takes Bond just a little too seriously.
All is quiet now, but some neighbors left their thoughts.
October 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
All is quiet now, but some neighbors left their thoughts.
At our favourite little cider and bar (Eris) they have a little poetry vending machine and this popped out.
October 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
At our favourite little cider and bar (Eris) they have a little poetry vending machine and this popped out.
Late night stereotypes in Chicago.
October 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Late night stereotypes in Chicago.
I love research projects. GO CUBS!
October 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I love research projects. GO CUBS!
As lady and I look out tonight from,
desolation Row.
desolation Row.
September 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
As lady and I look out tonight from,
desolation Row.
desolation Row.
We are celebrating our anniversary in Rapture before the fall.
September 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We are celebrating our anniversary in Rapture before the fall.
In a comical turn of events, but me and my wife concluded that yesterday was our ten year anniversary.
We were wrong, of course. And it is in fact today.
Hurrah! Happy anniversary!
We were wrong, of course. And it is in fact today.
Hurrah! Happy anniversary!
September 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
In a comical turn of events, but me and my wife concluded that yesterday was our ten year anniversary.
We were wrong, of course. And it is in fact today.
Hurrah! Happy anniversary!
We were wrong, of course. And it is in fact today.
Hurrah! Happy anniversary!
My birthday treat to myself.
September 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My birthday treat to myself.
On a brighter note, I love this little library.
September 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
On a brighter note, I love this little library.
I don’t know, this image certainly provokes a reaction from me:
September 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I don’t know, this image certainly provokes a reaction from me:
David Bowie- Twin Peaks- the return.
August 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
David Bowie- Twin Peaks- the return.
Mark Zuckerberg, circa 1837:
August 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Mark Zuckerberg, circa 1837:
This man is in charge of the FBI.
August 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This man is in charge of the FBI.
Our President likes to sing and dance, but beware, there are bodies in his trunk.
August 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Our President likes to sing and dance, but beware, there are bodies in his trunk.
Big Ballz and company at Doge.
August 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Big Ballz and company at Doge.
Our Secretary of Homeland Security has radically altered her prior appearance, is estranged from her current husband, and having an affair with a repulsive man.
August 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Our Secretary of Homeland Security has radically altered her prior appearance, is estranged from her current husband, and having an affair with a repulsive man.
Our vice president has a peculiar way of speaking that most people find off-putting.
Do not follow him behind the red curtains.
Do not follow him behind the red curtains.
August 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Our vice president has a peculiar way of speaking that most people find off-putting.
Do not follow him behind the red curtains.
Do not follow him behind the red curtains.
Your Secretary of Defense.
August 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Your Secretary of Defense.
Mr. C. is, effectively, your current Attorney General.
August 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Mr. C. is, effectively, your current Attorney General.
Is Chicago the greatest city in the world?
Yes, of course it is.
Yes, of course it is.
August 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Is Chicago the greatest city in the world?
Yes, of course it is.
Yes, of course it is.