My favorite reality tv is 2000s era because only then can you find wealthy ish people look like absolute white trash.

To everyone younger than me. My advice is to never expect life to get better. It never does no matter how hard you hope.

The news media is so broken.

#unpopularopinion but the mustache with a little bit of scruff look yall cling to is not cute. Ya look like Mario and I don’t want to fuck Mario

When your husband is actually competent for once

There are no #communist countries. Just #capitalist governments that are good at labeling themselves different.

Excuse me Mr in the bathroom stall next to me. I’m pretty sure grunting is not apart to f the English language #bathroom #mensbathroom

Can someone pls tell #rfk jr to pls lower his hemline? His nipples are showing.

To all the republicucks out there living in blue states not wanting your governors to help you, move to Mississippi. They still have segregation. You’ll love it!

Our two party system was once dubbed the mother and father party. Back when the marriage was tolerable. Today I think it’s about time for mother party to demand a divorce. #liberalrage

We lost because we sat around singing kumbaya while the enemy was hosting fascist 1940s German style rallies to take our rights away. Obama’s message of hope has gone stale. Until we start making them fear us again we’re going to lose every song time. It’s time for #liberalrage