we need to reserve one car on every train for dumbass behavior (dumbass behavior includes but is not limited to: bringing your big unbathed dog on the train, eating, any subway performance, reading an obnoxiously long book, couple fighting, traveling with >2 shopping bags)

was handed another alex m’s mobile ramen pickup order last night and honestly they ate me me up, thank you so much for the confusion this is good as hell

breaking news: wow this nine dollar and fifty cent dirty chai is really good actually

can i offer you a box top in your time of need?

if we live in the worst timeline, and hell is other people, then who's flying this plane?

just posted my first blueski. i blueskeeted. blued? blueskied? blueskyed? skyped? blues clues?

hmm... and where exactly is the john krasinski lookalike competition?