Amano Jack
@amano-jack.bsky.social
Misanthrope. Cynic. Gadfly. Curmudgeon. Former chew toy of Eris.
金林檎軍団
"Does not play well with others"
"The Cross is always followed by The Sword"
"The god of evangelicals is Mammon"
Nulla crux, nulla corona
John Brown did nothing wrong
金林檎軍団
"Does not play well with others"
"The Cross is always followed by The Sword"
"The god of evangelicals is Mammon"
Nulla crux, nulla corona
John Brown did nothing wrong
LoL. LMFAO.
"No More Billionaires" has blocked me for *checks notes* not being pro-US enough.
It's okay buddy. I used to be a Seppo, but I'm on my way to Recovery. Perhaps one day you'll go through Recovery too.
"No More Billionaires" has blocked me for *checks notes* not being pro-US enough.
It's okay buddy. I used to be a Seppo, but I'm on my way to Recovery. Perhaps one day you'll go through Recovery too.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
LoL. LMFAO.
"No More Billionaires" has blocked me for *checks notes* not being pro-US enough.
It's okay buddy. I used to be a Seppo, but I'm on my way to Recovery. Perhaps one day you'll go through Recovery too.
"No More Billionaires" has blocked me for *checks notes* not being pro-US enough.
It's okay buddy. I used to be a Seppo, but I'm on my way to Recovery. Perhaps one day you'll go through Recovery too.
Post your warning label. This is mine:
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Post your warning label. This is mine:
HR once again not beating the rap for being the domain of those too stupid to do anything useful.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
HR once again not beating the rap for being the domain of those too stupid to do anything useful.
Lol Staten Island not beating the allegations once again.
Staten Island: Where NYC throws away its white trash
Staten Island: Where NYC throws away its white trash
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Lol Staten Island not beating the allegations once again.
Staten Island: Where NYC throws away its white trash
Staten Island: Where NYC throws away its white trash
If I didn't have to go to work early tomorrow, I'd have some hot choccy with Mr. Black in it.
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If I didn't have to go to work early tomorrow, I'd have some hot choccy with Mr. Black in it.
Lessee:
Cheney fucked off to hell
Roman Hands Cuomo ate shit
We elected a Muslim and all the Zionists are having apoplexy. Maybe Ackman will have an aneurism.
And the CEO of Palantir whined like a bitch that Burry was shorting his stock.
Today was a good day.
Time for some Bunnahabhain
Cheney fucked off to hell
Roman Hands Cuomo ate shit
We elected a Muslim and all the Zionists are having apoplexy. Maybe Ackman will have an aneurism.
And the CEO of Palantir whined like a bitch that Burry was shorting his stock.
Today was a good day.
Time for some Bunnahabhain
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Lessee:
Cheney fucked off to hell
Roman Hands Cuomo ate shit
We elected a Muslim and all the Zionists are having apoplexy. Maybe Ackman will have an aneurism.
And the CEO of Palantir whined like a bitch that Burry was shorting his stock.
Today was a good day.
Time for some Bunnahabhain
Cheney fucked off to hell
Roman Hands Cuomo ate shit
We elected a Muslim and all the Zionists are having apoplexy. Maybe Ackman will have an aneurism.
And the CEO of Palantir whined like a bitch that Burry was shorting his stock.
Today was a good day.
Time for some Bunnahabhain
"Oh bugger", said Piglet
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oh bugger", said Piglet
Caption this photo
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Caption this photo
Genius b-school brained MBAs at Amazon decided to shut down their game studio so they can churn out LLM-slop nobody wants
Brilliant move! Totally the kind of "leadership" we've all come to expect from these people.
Brilliant move! Totally the kind of "leadership" we've all come to expect from these people.
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Genius b-school brained MBAs at Amazon decided to shut down their game studio so they can churn out LLM-slop nobody wants
Brilliant move! Totally the kind of "leadership" we've all come to expect from these people.
Brilliant move! Totally the kind of "leadership" we've all come to expect from these people.
Marc Andreesen is someone who spends his riches and copious free time doing nothing but devising new and terrible ways to make the world a worse place for every living creature on the planet.
It is likely a provable mathematical fact that the human race would be better off if he had never been
It is likely a provable mathematical fact that the human race would be better off if he had never been
October 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Marc Andreesen is someone who spends his riches and copious free time doing nothing but devising new and terrible ways to make the world a worse place for every living creature on the planet.
It is likely a provable mathematical fact that the human race would be better off if he had never been
It is likely a provable mathematical fact that the human race would be better off if he had never been
I guess having this guy around would definitely make you find excuses to be somewhere else.
"Sorry, to run and go do something more pleasurable like a root canal or debugging
"Sorry, to run and go do something more pleasurable like a root canal or debugging
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I guess having this guy around would definitely make you find excuses to be somewhere else.
"Sorry, to run and go do something more pleasurable like a root canal or debugging
"Sorry, to run and go do something more pleasurable like a root canal or debugging
Hm... Let's see what they've created for The Mascot for the Osaka Expo 2025...
Y'AI'NG'NGAH,
YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI THRODOG
UAAAH!!
Y'AI'NG'NGAH,
YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI THRODOG
UAAAH!!
October 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hm... Let's see what they've created for The Mascot for the Osaka Expo 2025...
Y'AI'NG'NGAH,
YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI THRODOG
UAAAH!!
Y'AI'NG'NGAH,
YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI THRODOG
UAAAH!!
start leaving the Jack Chick Cult of Cthulhu tracts around
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
start leaving the Jack Chick Cult of Cthulhu tracts around
Still selling the dain bramage on their website.
It's a "best seller"!
Has a fitness-conscious person in your life descended into troglodyte-ish behavior and gone MAGAt?
Check their intake of protein powder
It's a "best seller"!
Has a fitness-conscious person in your life descended into troglodyte-ish behavior and gone MAGAt?
Check their intake of protein powder
October 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Still selling the dain bramage on their website.
It's a "best seller"!
Has a fitness-conscious person in your life descended into troglodyte-ish behavior and gone MAGAt?
Check their intake of protein powder
It's a "best seller"!
Has a fitness-conscious person in your life descended into troglodyte-ish behavior and gone MAGAt?
Check their intake of protein powder
They would not have survived contact with Yamamoto Yae
October 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
They would not have survived contact with Yamamoto Yae
Nooooooooo
here's a Far Side
here's a Far Side
October 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Nooooooooo
here's a Far Side
here's a Far Side
You could take this evergreen running gag about a dead cat being more appealing than the dem candidate and it would still be relevant for almost any election in the last 30yrs
September 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
You could take this evergreen running gag about a dead cat being more appealing than the dem candidate and it would still be relevant for almost any election in the last 30yrs
Pretty much the same.
He was taking the piss out of Dems running milquetoast, unseasoned. uninspiring candidates before it was cool
(also Larouche toad-frog democrats)
He was taking the piss out of Dems running milquetoast, unseasoned. uninspiring candidates before it was cool
(also Larouche toad-frog democrats)
September 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Pretty much the same.
He was taking the piss out of Dems running milquetoast, unseasoned. uninspiring candidates before it was cool
(also Larouche toad-frog democrats)
He was taking the piss out of Dems running milquetoast, unseasoned. uninspiring candidates before it was cool
(also Larouche toad-frog democrats)
This confirms my Dark Hypothesis
I have died. I am in Hell.
My tormentors use pure absurdity and bespoke Dada as my punishment
They also moonlight as writers for The Onion, just to throw things into relief
I am now agreeing with two of the worst assholes who made the world this way
Need Anesthetic:
I have died. I am in Hell.
My tormentors use pure absurdity and bespoke Dada as my punishment
They also moonlight as writers for The Onion, just to throw things into relief
I am now agreeing with two of the worst assholes who made the world this way
Need Anesthetic:
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This confirms my Dark Hypothesis
I have died. I am in Hell.
My tormentors use pure absurdity and bespoke Dada as my punishment
They also moonlight as writers for The Onion, just to throw things into relief
I am now agreeing with two of the worst assholes who made the world this way
Need Anesthetic:
I have died. I am in Hell.
My tormentors use pure absurdity and bespoke Dada as my punishment
They also moonlight as writers for The Onion, just to throw things into relief
I am now agreeing with two of the worst assholes who made the world this way
Need Anesthetic:
My boy spittin bars, holy shit
Koreans should reconsider any and all investment in the US
So should the rest of the world.
Your money, and your people are not safe here.
Koreans should reconsider any and all investment in the US
So should the rest of the world.
Your money, and your people are not safe here.
September 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My boy spittin bars, holy shit
Koreans should reconsider any and all investment in the US
So should the rest of the world.
Your money, and your people are not safe here.
Koreans should reconsider any and all investment in the US
So should the rest of the world.
Your money, and your people are not safe here.
I mean seriously
Either that or her jaw unhinges to reveal a second, sharper mouth that extends outward
As if HR Geiger were charged with her creation
Either that or her jaw unhinges to reveal a second, sharper mouth that extends outward
As if HR Geiger were charged with her creation
September 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I mean seriously
Either that or her jaw unhinges to reveal a second, sharper mouth that extends outward
As if HR Geiger were charged with her creation
Either that or her jaw unhinges to reveal a second, sharper mouth that extends outward
As if HR Geiger were charged with her creation
Separated at birth?
September 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Separated at birth?
Sic Transit Tenebra Mundi
September 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sic Transit Tenebra Mundi