wait so you can just take other people’s presidents and not a single country has thought to do that with ours yet what the hell

Does Kathy Griffin think horseback riding gives you UTIs

you have got to be fucking kidding me they’re treating yelling at an animatronic like it’s revolutionary resistance

So the COVID shots also vaccinate against rape science truly is amazing

Objectively a good bill but why does Congress behave like they think they’re Taylor Swift burying cryptic Easter eggs in her album liner notes

Lady Gaga is back, heroin chic is in, we’re talking about Nikki Blonsky again and perhaps most chillingly I just saw a commercial for a Big Time Rush live tour so if you need me I’ll be out back getting my Hooverville trash fire going cause I’ve seen this fuckin film before

just logged into figjam and briefly thought their site said "the online collaborative whiteboard for teens" and you know what it does kind of have that vibe

LinkedIn's games feature would have you believe I'm smarter than every CEO on earth and yet

I got all my Twitter followers by roasting Maggie Haberman with a text-to-song app that no longer exists so not sure how we’re gonna be able to replicate that one