Cat farts are the absolute worst. How is she so cute and sleeping yet releases such foul?

So you will give your six year old a colon cleanse but won't put her in a booster seat in the car. Okay.

R was trying to tip me over (a game that we like to play) but I told her "not today, my back and hips hurt." She said "Well, mom, you're getting old so that's going to happen." Then she offered to sit on my back which actually did help.

Due to the stress caused by the great pasta shortage of 2021, I keep finding myself buying egg noodles. I now have three 16oz bags of egg noodles because, well why the hell not.

This game is very wholesome. Cat can even meow in her sleep.

Now I get to be a cat. Let's knock stuff off of tables.

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