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Amanda Majorowicz
@amandamajor.bsky.social
Look at my dog!

1/2 of @onevariable.com
Editor etc etc of @sdr-podcast.com

Minnesota Nice/Nasty: Blocker @ Bear City Roller Derby
Volunteer Coordinator @ DemocratsAbroad Berlin

Minnesota 🇺🇸 --> Berlin 🇩🇪 since 2012
Loving these transcriptions for @sdr-podcast.com
August 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Beautiful summer weather in Berlin
July 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Thanks for the emotional support, predictive text 🥲
January 31, 2025 at 9:54 AM
January 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I just went to their page and see an uncomfortable amount of AI images 🥲 but also some colleagues I've worked with, some projects I helped get off the ground... so that's cool I guess?
January 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
IN OTHER NEWS yay ich werde deutsch
January 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I wanted to change my profile picture but can't click the checkmark.. It's pretty far up in the right corner of my screen- since it's so close to the edge, it thinks I am swiping down to bring the phone menu, or from right which is the "back" gesture

I am on a Pixel 8 @bsky.app or someone plz help?
January 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Oh some things I forgot
- French family thinks the train stinks "because of my dog"
- construction of net on back of seat : must be empty to pull the seat tray up (parallel to seat back) and out
- look at the dust on the bathroom filter oof
January 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
🦖 🦕 crochet project - complete 🧶

Gifted to the baby nephew - success

Bb Parasaurolophus - almost immediately taste tested by baby
December 31, 2024 at 6:03 PM
TIL: McDonald's in Spain gives you the option of gazpacho instead of fries if you want to make a healthier choice (or if they don't have any fries after midnight on Christmas)
December 25, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Google, gaslighting me into thinking these are "similar shots"
#howdareyou #offended #dogsofbsky

They do this with people with babies too, right?
December 4, 2024 at 11:04 PM
There's a glitch in the transcription matrix, @sdr-podcast.com 🕵

and yes, this week's episode is another chonker

(also, whhaaatt? Chonker is misspelled??)
December 2, 2024 at 5:25 PM
My partner peeked into me and Mito in my book nook this morning and said
"... I'm gonna have to start charging you 10 euro each time I find the dog without his blanky"

2 minutes later I get this notification
December 2, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

- feeling feminine and strong, confident with a moustache
- loving cuddles and constantly asking for more attention (from my partner.. and dog)
- working on calming my inner critic and strengthening my affirmations
November 28, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Therapy today:
"Which of these plush toys represents your mother?"
... 🐁
"And where is she in relationship to you"
🛋️................ 🌿 🪑 🪟
November 27, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I hope he enjoys these mornings as much as I do
November 22, 2024 at 7:45 PM
At the gynaecologist earlier in Berlin, Germany: November 2024 (for historical reference)
Asked about where to get my prescription

They said "oh, it's digital now"

and I'm like "🥹 geil"
November 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM
More unhinged chaos, coming soon to @sdrpod.bsky.social
Brought to you by @fasterthanli.me and @jamesmunns.com
November 19, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Words of wisdom from Lyndsay Rush's book of poems "A Bit Much"

"If cauliflower can be pasta you can be whatever you want"
November 19, 2024 at 8:30 AM
commit messages = my work diary
November 13, 2024 at 2:00 PM
the irony, continued

(sorry- spoilers for anyone who still plays Wordle)
November 6, 2024 at 12:12 PM
In other dreamtime adventures:

I met up with @constance-bln.bsky.social, we were so 'busy' with ~ 3 people, I had 🍺 and Constance sold the last loaf of bread (looked really delicious 🥖) to an older lady.

The irony? Waking up to see this on her Instagram Story
October 30, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #271,848!
September 23, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Omg I am happy again
September 12, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Random memory from childhood:

my dad would sign up for newsletters with very specific aliases (to know where his data was going).

here is an example of what I think he would do
July 30, 2024 at 12:15 PM