Unfriending people like fucking whack-a-mole

Running into a gay bear in the woods would be sick tho

lol at all the "feminists" who booked all male line ups for International Women's Day.
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*checks bank account*
I'm gonna boycott till Monday... just to be safe.

People will be like "I don't believe in therapy" but will corner minimum wage service industry folks and trauma dump for an hour.

Things you should NEVER dead name: actual human beings.💖
Things you should ABSOLUTELY dead name: Twitter & the Gulf of Mexico
💋🖕🤣

I'm rooting for you. 💖

Working a winery event in Ridgefield, WA and there's so many rich white ladies with golden cross necklaces my mind instantly wandered to: "How many of these dumb cunts voted for Donald Trump?" Fuck 🤣😭🤦‍♀️

Come see me at a comedy show 💖

If you're on Facebook still and in Vancouver, WA please follow and like this page to see what comedy is happening in our city. 💖🙏
#vancouverwa #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #local

I don't take it too personally when the men in my life aren't emotionally intelligent. They aren't regular intelligent either. Must be tough.

Despite all the horrible things happening in real time I would like to revisit some good ol' American past times. Like potlucks. Dinner parties. Supper clubs. Where we gather and conspire to grow our community and take down the government. 💖

@karmaquarius.bsky.social you're one of my all time favorite humans to ever exist. Glad we can still connect thru this hellscape. 💖