Memento mori

This 4-year term needs an advent calendar where every day we get a little Xanax as a treat.

Originally made this account to talk about design-related/industry stuff and instead I've been exclusively shitposting.

I'm sorry and you're welcome? 🤷🏻‍♀️

I stayed away from the news on Monday, but apparently Melania showed up to the inauguration dressed as Judge Doom? That's comforting.

The lack of accountability in this timeline is really getting out of hand.

Anyone else eating raw cookie dough until January 20th when science, and the food supply safety we've all taken for granted for years flies out the window?

Just me?

It gets dark so early now, I never know if I'm going to put a steak on the grill and come out to a surprise bear visit.

Still grilling steaks, though. Not sure if I want to chance a bad steak. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I cancelled Thanksgiving this year because I didn't have time. Something has to give; we're out here running on fumes.
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Musicians, this is probably the most important message I have for you this year.

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In case anyone was wondering why things are the way they are 💁🏻‍♀️

I've been feeding the resident crows regularly for the past 2-3 weeks. If I don't get peanuts out for them by 8am, they'll fly in and make sure I hear about it.

Today they left this for me where I put their peanuts. I'm in awe and so touched! 🥰

Top 3 most common OKR mistakes:

1. Mansplaining how OKRs work
2. See #1
3. 🙃

Every day is a new fever dream.

Good morning, Bluesky. Today’s #GoodMorningNews: a trial at Washington University’s school of medicine has shown great results for a vaccine that would prevent recurrence for a particularly aggressive form of breast cancer. It’s a small trial, but 3 years later 16/18 participants remain cancer free

Here because it's not there. 👋🏻