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Amanda / Maven
@amakatner.bsky.social
Childless ENTP / 2w3, Midwest Xennial cat lady with enough physical media to be confused for a Blockbuster. Liberal Lutheran is not an oxymoron.
Got some new stickers for my #EmotionalSupportWaterBottle thanks to IG: probablysmut :) #iykyk

#booktok
#probablysmut
#idgaf
#readadamnbook
August 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hella fun night at Aegir Brewing in Elk River, MN with the boys of Grunge Unplugged. All the 90s feels without the high-school angst.
Didn't hurt this lil' front row furball was being a shenanigator during the last set, either.
#LiveMusic
#MNbreweries
#puppers
July 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Cabins and Campfires, Boats and Booms. Birthday parties are pretty great at a lake. Happiest of birthdays to my sister from another mister!
#CabinShenanigans
#BoatSelfies
#DockBangers
July 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
And now for the main event! The reason Im in Denver for 72 hours. Knocking something off my bucket list: a concert at Red Rocks. And it just so happens, my nerd can fully nerd since that concert is Weird Al Yankovic. In the 5th row! I know, you're jealous.
#MavenDoesDenver
#RedRocksCo
#PolkaOn
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I mean, I'm not saying that the first American-born Pope from Mob-friendly Chicago *didn't* call in a favor with God to have a thunderstorm / stormfront move through DC tomorrow, just in time for TACO TinyHands' TonkaTrunk Rally..... But I'm not *NOT* saying that he didn't, either.... #NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Thank you, Lester Holt, for your vigilant service delivering the news. You were my lifeline during COVID as I was living alone, through the psychotic first tRump admin, so I had basically no social interactions.

When you'd sign off for the night, I'd reply, "G'night Lester!"

I'll miss you! 🫡
May 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Some might say I missed the milestone moment.
I would disagree.
#Palindrome
#Odometer
#CarMilestone
#2008Chevy
May 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ya know, people laughed at me a couple weeks ago when I was saying we were only in Second Winter and not Third Winter like they were claiming....

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RIGHT, OKAY?!!?

Could it be because I still have my (artificial, 3") Christmas tree up?? Nah, Minnesota is peri-meno & we all know.
March 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Another night, out and aboot solo. Mandala Stone Dotting at Forgotten Star Brewing.
Find the thing, do the thing, have your fun.
#SoloArtNight
#BrewsAndDots
March 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Cats don't like being tricked into photos...
#Catribution
#SnugglesOrDeath
#PorQueNoLosDos
March 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
And tRump pardoned the ones who are still in the country...
March 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Drinking with the Dregs
St. Paddy's in a brewery
Decent green beer-- finally.
#DrinkingHaiku
#MetroNOMEBrewery
#DrinkLocal
March 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Cow cat = Lana (can confirm, belly is not a trap)
Orange Ennui boi = Moose (friend's cat, but I had to get his Glamour Shots look for posterity)
November 17, 2024 at 9:53 PM