I think we’re gonna fire up Spinal Tap tomorrow night if you wanna come over

Top priority of winter break, especially now that you’ve promised “ambient horniness”

From the armchair: My theory is that a lot of them needed to go to therapy but refused to do so and, as a result, don't know how to healthily process negative or complex emotions

Why is she governor?

A smear of Ben Gay stung my nostrils as I looked at this photo

Imagining Prince Be and Nourished By Time singing to each other across an astral plane don't mind me there's something in my eye

All I want is for the planes to fly on time and not crash into each other