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Alyx Riot
@alyxriot.bsky.social
☣️ Author: Fantasy/Satire/Erotica/Romance ☣️ Verbal filter broken. Warranty expired. ☣️ Slava Ukraïni Слава Україні #NAFOCatsDivision. Anti-Fascist.
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July 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
January 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
December 31, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Tomorrow, I have a project. Since my crap keeps getting taken off the front porch (when I specifically said NOT to leave it there) - I'm going to set up a camera and try something a little different. Let the games begin!
December 22, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Think I'm going to put some glowsticks on my drone collection this evening. Take them for a stroll down the public road in red hat territory. Sharing is caring and I'm a fantastic neighbor.
December 16, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Tree is up.
December 15, 2024 at 7:22 PM
It's a tossup. Six is looking valid right about now. Three is possible after I get through some more editing.
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I was the skinny guy in school, I don't get easily intimidated by empty threats anymore. Another red line crossed??? Oh, no! Shut the hell up.
Thoughts and prayers to your currency and economy. The answer was always simple: GET THE F OUT OF UKRAINE.
November 28, 2024 at 1:49 PM
We nuked yet?
Nah?
Sweet. I have shit to do today and that would put me behind schedule.
November 20, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Had to dig this out. For reasons. 😏💥
November 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Canada is literally a 45ish minute drive for me. I'll be sticking around 'MURICA to be as stubborn and obnoxious as I possibly can. It may be my superpower.

⏬There will definitely be bail money at some point because the red hats are a bunch of crybabies cosplaying as tough guys.
November 17, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Anyone else excited to see Alex Jones spontaneously combust in real time? (Metaphorically speaking, ofc.)
November 14, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Thoughts & Prayers.**

**Lol. I lied. Screw that place. I'm just there to watch it burn.
November 13, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Fun fact: I don't JUST write smut. I also doodle and do my own graphic designs. This scribble brought to you using a #2 mechanical pencil and the finest sheet of printer paper.
➡️ I don't usually post my artwork to social media, but when I do - I make certain it's protected by a legal copyright. 👍😘
September 15, 2024 at 4:00 PM